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deathtoforls

Washington, D.C.

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Monday Sep 19, 2005

Sep 19, 2005
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For my millionth update of the day.....

I'm going to teach you kids how to swallow a Turkey whole, using only your heiny's!

No, but really...they're giving me $2000 to relocate with. Jesus Pete that's a lotta bling.

I say, yippeeeee eeek ARRR!!! eeek
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grumpyoldbastard:
CAN I BORROW $5. HERES ONE

"AGE CANNOT WITHER HER, NOR CUSTOM STALE HER INFINITE VARIETY: OTHER WOMEN CLOY THE THE APPETITES THEY FEED; BUT SHE MAKES HUNGRY WHERE SHE MOST SATISFIES.


THE NOT SO mad ARRR!!!
Sep 19, 2005
bepps:
Oh my goodness. Do you think it'd fit? *looks at my ass* I dunno, it looks pretty tiny to me. We could try though. biggrin
Sep 19, 2005

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