For my millionth update of the day.....
I'm going to teach you kids how to swallow a Turkey whole, using only your heiny's!
No, but really...they're giving me $2000 to relocate with. Jesus Pete that's a lotta bling.
I say, yippeeeee 
   
   
 
    
  I'm going to teach you kids how to swallow a Turkey whole, using only your heiny's!
No, but really...they're giving me $2000 to relocate with. Jesus Pete that's a lotta bling.
I say, yippeeeee
 
   
   
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"AGE CANNOT WITHER HER, NOR CUSTOM STALE HER INFINITE VARIETY: OTHER WOMEN CLOY THE THE APPETITES THEY FEED; BUT SHE MAKES HUNGRY WHERE SHE MOST SATISFIES.
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