deathtoforls

Wow...I ditched Bill for YODA!

So I'm workin on my 10th marriage or so. Talking action figure Bill Clinton kept cheating on me with my naked dominatrix barbies, so I had to kick that bitch to the curb and find myself a real man.

I kept hearing his lame ass excuses at 2 am from under my bed every time my kitty Osama would dart across his buttons "I DID NOT have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinski!" And ya know, that shit just got old.

So I found myself a real man. He's little, he's green, he whomps mega ass, and I don't think I find him perusing Barbie's in my absence. Umhmm, I know that's right. It's just how we roll, yo. Plus he gave me a lightsaber as a wedding ring. How disco is that bitches?

oh yeah, and by the way...
I GOT THE MOTHERFUCKING JOB!!!!!!!!!!
they want me there on Monday...umm, Monday?!?!!!