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Washington, D.C.

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Thursday Sep 15, 2005

Sep 15, 2005
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Wow...I ditched Bill for YODA!

So I'm workin on my 10th marriage or so. Talking action figure Bill Clinton kept cheating on me with my naked dominatrix barbies, so I had to kick that bitch to the curb and find myself a real man.

I kept hearing his lame ass excuses at 2 am from under my bed every time my kitty Osama would dart across his buttons "I DID NOT have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinski!" And ya know, that shit just got old.

So I found myself a real man. He's little, he's green, he whomps mega ass, and I don't think I find him perusing Barbie's in my absence. Umhmm, I know that's right. It's just how we roll, yo. Plus he gave me a lightsaber as a wedding ring. How disco is that bitches? tongue

oh yeah, and by the way...
I GOT THE MOTHERFUCKING JOB!!!!!!!!!!
they want me there on Monday...umm, Monday?!?!!!


VIEW 21 of 21 COMMENTS
quasi_sean:
more pie. on my face! and some grilled cheese sticking to my weenie. smile
Sep 16, 2005
thescottness:
damn... congratulations.
sounds like it'll be an awesome time in the ol' corral. give Yoda my best... I'm passing out now... night. kiss
Sep 16, 2005

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