deathbyjordan

Last night was beautiful, almost perfect.
I took a hydrocodone (or something of the nature) tab and smoked a huge bowl with my best friend.
We chilled by the pool and giggled our asses off before decided munchies should be had.
After said munchies we snuck away for another bowl, and we hapily surprised when a certain douche (who has never been one to offer...
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'Bout to load a bowl.


Anybody want in???

Today at work a baby pooped on me. It didn't gross me out as much as one mighthn.
After that, a different baby vomited breast milk onto me.
Despite all of this, I still hope to have my own babies one day.




I'm fucking exhausted. Goodnight.

Sometimes I feel like I might jinx my life for thinking everything is too good to be true, and that I'll wake up soon and everything really will be too good to have actually been true.
I hate to rush things, but I just know.
It feels good to be so sure.

Since I don't have access to a computer, I'm trying to upload pictures straight from my phone.
Either it will work or it won't..
If it does, enjoy! If not.....sorry babes.

I started my new job yesterday.
I'm thoroughly exhausted.
Working with three year olds is quite the job.
But it's fun...

*Please note, this is not deathbyjordan. This is her boyfriend.*


I never thought I would find such an amazing girl as Jordan. The first time we hung out, we smoked some bud and talked about punk rock! In fact, she meets the criteria of my version of the perfect girl so well, it's scary. We both like the same kind of music, love smoking, I've...
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Summertime.
Reality TV.
Weed.
Ecstasy.
Sleep, all nighters.
Undeniably in love.

Fuck.

Marijuana isn't for everyone.....





Ecstasy is for everyone.