deathbyjordan

I love having my boyfriend here to cuddle and hold and kiss and fuck.
Tonight we feast on the dankest of dank. (And other delicious drugs)



Booyahhhh

Fuck during the day and get fucked up at night.



Perfect.

My boy will be here in two days !

I'm taking defensive driving. Who wants to keep me company?

Despite the stressful nature of childcare, I love my new job.
Just being around the kids makes my days so much better.

Next week my boyfriend is coming to visit.
I'm so excited I can hardly contain myself.
To be in love is certainly an amazing feeling...

I need sex.


And more drugs.

Last night was beautiful, almost perfect.
I took a hydrocodone (or something of the nature) tab and smoked a huge bowl with my best friend.
We chilled by the pool and giggled our asses off before decided munchies should be had.
After said munchies we snuck away for another bowl, and we hapily surprised when a certain douche (who has never been one to offer...
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'Bout to load a bowl.


Anybody want in???

Today at work a baby pooped on me. It didn't gross me out as much as one mighthn.
After that, a different baby vomited breast milk onto me.
Despite all of this, I still hope to have my own babies one day.




I'm fucking exhausted. Goodnight.

Sometimes I feel like I might jinx my life for thinking everything is too good to be true, and that I'll wake up soon and everything really will be too good to have actually been true.
I hate to rush things, but I just know.
It feels good to be so sure.

Since I don't have access to a computer, I'm trying to upload pictures straight from my phone.
Either it will work or it won't..
If it does, enjoy! If not.....sorry babes.

I started my new job yesterday.
I'm thoroughly exhausted.
Working with three year olds is quite the job.
But it's fun...