deak

im bored an cant think of anythin to say so here is some vandals lyrics!!

stay tuned for more random crap!!



four, three, two, one, zero, minus one!

STOP! ..pretending you're even having fun
you just stand there looking dumb
and bored with your thumb in your ass
you're better than that.
For once in your life before you retire
be the leader of the choir
set your pubic hair on fire
just because [you feel like it]


Be that moron screaming in the crowd - HEY!
This shit could never ever be too loud for me
So help us help you armpit fart
'cause we're only getting started...
Dance and bleed, Karate chop
pray good times will never STOP...


Oh boy is this great!
Don't hesitate
grab your feces like an ape
and finally celebrate just because.
Finally talk to a girl
throw your dream journal in the urinal
'cause with tap shoes and a girdle
dreams really can come true
be living proof.


Be that moron screaming in the crowd - HEY!
This shit could never ever be too loud for me
So help us help you armpit fart
'cause we're only getting started
yeah, we're only getting started...STOP...GO..STOP!

four, three, two, one, zero, minus one!

participate
it's the end of the wait
show up late, masturbate
tell your date you're in shape
though you're not.
Take off your shirt,
eat a fistful of dirt
never learn get a sunburn
'cause it looks good on you.


Be that moron screaming in the crowd - HEY!
This shit could never ever be too loud for me
So help us help you armpit fart,
'cause we're only getting started...
Yeah, we're only getting started...
Yeah, we're only getting started...
Dance and bleed, Karate chop and pray good times will never STOP...[pretending]

my fave vandals track ever ever ever......


I'm well aware that you are chemically imbalanced
but I'm the kind of guy that likes a challenge
from a crazy kind of girl who lives in her own world
Who is legally insane

I'm not afraid and I will rise to the occasion
and I'll remind you when it's time for medication
for a mixed up little girl alone in this big world
Who is legally insane

You need someone who's there whether you're Lucid or delusional
You need someone to hold your hand if your confused at all
I understand all the problems you've got
I'll stay up nights on a suicide watch for you
Fucked up girl.

I'll be with you until we find a good solution
and keep you out of any mental institutions
You need some special care and I always will be there
Cause you're legally insane
It takes some patience and a lot of sacrifice
helping a lunatic get through her life
I'll protect you from yourself cause you got nobody else
And your legally insane

You need someone who's there when you're losing all your faculties
You need someone who understands all your abnormalities
I understand all the problems you've got
I'll stay up nights on a suicide watch for you
Fucked up girl.

Oh God, you know, you need someone who's there whether you're
Lucid or delusional
You need someone to hold your hand if your confused at all
I understand all the problems you've got
I'll stay up nights on a suicide watch for you
Fucked up girl.