well here it goes, im not really good at this stuff, i cant spell too good, my punctuation sucks ass cuz all i use is commas, plus i dont really do that much so not really anythin i can write about!
but having said that, its nearly quarter to seven, iv been awake since half four yesterday morning, iv had more coffee and smokes than i care to remember, an you know when u hit that point where your awake, but everything is fuzzy? but you try to go sleep an all you can think about is some stupid advert, or that action force figure you saw on ebay when you get all nostelgic, an even tho you never really liked bazooka, cuz in the cartoons he was really lame, it was the only one on ebay that wasnt going for stupid money, an for some reason you think he will look fuckin mint on your mantle piece in between your hacksaw jim duggan wrasslin figure and your ratfink money box, well anyway yeah im like that at the moment!
the reason iv been awake all this time, an not really done anything apart from trawl thru ebay and try to find as much free porn as humanly possible before its no longer either a) arousing or b) free, is because im on holiday!
well i say holiday, i mean iv got three weeks off work, i work in a factory that makes diggers, the factory closes from time to time and all of us little worker ants are allowed to see daylight for a few days before were hunted down an thrown back in till retirement!
at the start of my vacation i was thrilled, excited, at the prospect of all this time off, the possabilities were endless, but then it hit me that :
1. none of my friends have time off
2. i spent all my money on my chop that i still cant ride till all the paperwork is legal an iv paid some bills
3. i have no imagination (tv killed it back in 87 durin that mad summer of nightrider, streethawk, magnum & mtv)
4. we had 3 days of great weather a few weeks ago so its gonna rain from now till next year.
so after considering all of these factors, i decided that these few weeks of freedom should be spent just like that week off you have when you are ill, im not leavin the house except for more supplies of diet coke, kingsize royals, chocolate digestives, and any bike magazines.
so now im half way thru my second week, pretty much exactly half way thru my holiday, an iv managed to lose all track of reality! time has no meaning, i sleep when my body gives up being awake, i pee when i need to, i eat when my stomach cramps, i watch tv when i get a headache from too much internet, and then i start over again!
an so far iv spent money i dont have on crap i dont want from miles away off some guy that thinks thundercats was better than earthworm jim, iv pretty much seen nearly every single naked chick there is on the internet, iv chipped in my pointless opinions in forums on subjects i have absolutely no knowledge of, i think iv either lost weight or gained, iv managed to drink so much coffe my teeth are falling out an my pee is a funny colour, iv smoked so many fags that my throat would be red raw if it wasnt for the diet coke im frinking in between cups of coffee and tea, and oh yeah best of all iv got that fuzzy feelin i was on about earlier!
so yeah, thats my holiday so far! what do you think?
do i carry on for the rest?
or does anyone have any suggestions?
oh i forgot to mention the pins an needles i keep gettin in my hand from the constant leaning to one side cuz i always sit funny when im tired!
that cant be good!
but having said that, its nearly quarter to seven, iv been awake since half four yesterday morning, iv had more coffee and smokes than i care to remember, an you know when u hit that point where your awake, but everything is fuzzy? but you try to go sleep an all you can think about is some stupid advert, or that action force figure you saw on ebay when you get all nostelgic, an even tho you never really liked bazooka, cuz in the cartoons he was really lame, it was the only one on ebay that wasnt going for stupid money, an for some reason you think he will look fuckin mint on your mantle piece in between your hacksaw jim duggan wrasslin figure and your ratfink money box, well anyway yeah im like that at the moment!
the reason iv been awake all this time, an not really done anything apart from trawl thru ebay and try to find as much free porn as humanly possible before its no longer either a) arousing or b) free, is because im on holiday!
well i say holiday, i mean iv got three weeks off work, i work in a factory that makes diggers, the factory closes from time to time and all of us little worker ants are allowed to see daylight for a few days before were hunted down an thrown back in till retirement!
at the start of my vacation i was thrilled, excited, at the prospect of all this time off, the possabilities were endless, but then it hit me that :
1. none of my friends have time off
2. i spent all my money on my chop that i still cant ride till all the paperwork is legal an iv paid some bills
3. i have no imagination (tv killed it back in 87 durin that mad summer of nightrider, streethawk, magnum & mtv)
4. we had 3 days of great weather a few weeks ago so its gonna rain from now till next year.
so after considering all of these factors, i decided that these few weeks of freedom should be spent just like that week off you have when you are ill, im not leavin the house except for more supplies of diet coke, kingsize royals, chocolate digestives, and any bike magazines.
so now im half way thru my second week, pretty much exactly half way thru my holiday, an iv managed to lose all track of reality! time has no meaning, i sleep when my body gives up being awake, i pee when i need to, i eat when my stomach cramps, i watch tv when i get a headache from too much internet, and then i start over again!
an so far iv spent money i dont have on crap i dont want from miles away off some guy that thinks thundercats was better than earthworm jim, iv pretty much seen nearly every single naked chick there is on the internet, iv chipped in my pointless opinions in forums on subjects i have absolutely no knowledge of, i think iv either lost weight or gained, iv managed to drink so much coffe my teeth are falling out an my pee is a funny colour, iv smoked so many fags that my throat would be red raw if it wasnt for the diet coke im frinking in between cups of coffee and tea, and oh yeah best of all iv got that fuzzy feelin i was on about earlier!
so yeah, thats my holiday so far! what do you think?
do i carry on for the rest?
or does anyone have any suggestions?
oh i forgot to mention the pins an needles i keep gettin in my hand from the constant leaning to one side cuz i always sit funny when im tired!
that cant be good!
I say just continue with staying inside, smoking, eating and looking at naked ladies. Other than the occasional supplies, I see no reason to go out! Except in the evenings, because then other people have finished work and a lot of the annoying bastards that take up the streets have gone back inside...