I'm an idiot. Constantly getting lost when it is and isn't
important. Missed the open house at the broadcast school
driving around the city again. How is it L.A. is built ass backward and I can get around just fine but Philly and relatively all of Jersey where I grew up get me turned around til I wanna start shooting people????
Fuck my karma, it...
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important. Missed the open house at the broadcast school
driving around the city again. How is it L.A. is built ass backward and I can get around just fine but Philly and relatively all of Jersey where I grew up get me turned around til I wanna start shooting people????
Fuck my karma, it...
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abyssia:
maybe it's not a matter of karma, but of dharma. perhaps you aren't following your dharma?
mallory:
im definately walking around my apartment in a dress.. electric blue legwarmers.. flipflops and a hoodie.. its embarassing really
I'm gonna do it, have an open house at the Conneticut
School of Broadcasting and I need to change my life so
I'm on my way.
Thursday and friday off, sleep and cleaning. Two of my
sisters are in town and I just found out I'm having house guests.
School of Broadcasting and I need to change my life so
I'm on my way.
Thursday and friday off, sleep and cleaning. Two of my
sisters are in town and I just found out I'm having house guests.
Things I bought at ACME after work:
1) TP, 2-ply
2) Rondoms,cause plastic wrap don't work
3) Speed stick, cause I smell like coffee when I sweat
4) New cat food, Soylent green flavored...Mmm, people
5) Teeth whitening thingys cause I drink buckets of coffee
I love to shop when there's nobodyin the store and then use
Robo-checkout so I don't need to talk to...
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1) TP, 2-ply
2) Rondoms,cause plastic wrap don't work
3) Speed stick, cause I smell like coffee when I sweat
4) New cat food, Soylent green flavored...Mmm, people
5) Teeth whitening thingys cause I drink buckets of coffee
I love to shop when there's nobodyin the store and then use
Robo-checkout so I don't need to talk to...
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gadget:
nope, just spanked.
mallory:
its true..
im sure you will find a nice girl sooner or later..
im sure you will find a nice girl sooner or later..
Hmm, Capt. Platonic.
I will adopt this title and wear it with shame. Drove to no place and walked around for far too long today. I seem to be
a good person to shop for underwear with and I'm positive
the women at victorias secret either think I'm gay or hung like a mule because I go with a few different women.
I'm not gay,...
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I will adopt this title and wear it with shame. Drove to no place and walked around for far too long today. I seem to be
a good person to shop for underwear with and I'm positive
the women at victorias secret either think I'm gay or hung like a mule because I go with a few different women.
I'm not gay,...
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mallory:
you like to say panties?
my best friend HATES the word panties..
it doesnt bother me much though.. i like fancy panties.. and haha eagles lost..
my best friend HATES the word panties..
it doesnt bother me much though.. i like fancy panties.. and haha eagles lost..
alexis:
Oh the Eagles made me sad 
I've come to realize that I am an emotional amd intellectual
vampire.
You are happy, sad, angry or turned on...I am as well.
Whatever you know I can take from you in time and make my own. It's not like I'm going to start collecting women
but I may start biting more
vampire.
You are happy, sad, angry or turned on...I am as well.
Whatever you know I can take from you in time and make my own. It's not like I'm going to start collecting women
but I may start biting more
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gadget:
I'll be at the saturday show!
gadget:
Yup, and she looked beautiful.
I've been dreaming in a horribly realistic manner these days.
Roughly a week ago I dreamt I was fishing off a cliff and was
frightened about being too close to the cliffs edge. I could feel myself getting ready to slip.
This morning I dreamt I was smoking and could taste the smoke as it was pulled across my lips and into my lungs. I...
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Roughly a week ago I dreamt I was fishing off a cliff and was
frightened about being too close to the cliffs edge. I could feel myself getting ready to slip.
This morning I dreamt I was smoking and could taste the smoke as it was pulled across my lips and into my lungs. I...
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abyssia:
Ok, you just lent credence to two of my theories. Maybe to both or maybe it's a one or the other type deal - not sure. The smoking thing is dead on - so either you've tapped into someone else's "reality" or you smoked in a prior life. (Me, I just smoke the cloves from time to time) Was it a distressing dream? I could certainly see how the fishing dream was anything but relaxing, as I hear fishing is supposed to be.
Where will you move? I very much adore the area where you live now. I also love the city - but only if I were to live in it. I'd rather live in the country and visit the city. Or live in the city and visit the country. I'm not fond of this middling stuff. But of course, that's just me. And I'm a curious person. So I asked.
Where will you move? I very much adore the area where you live now. I also love the city - but only if I were to live in it. I'd rather live in the country and visit the city. Or live in the city and visit the country. I'm not fond of this middling stuff. But of course, that's just me. And I'm a curious person. So I asked.
mallory:
living in a city is nice..
but sometimes i wish i lived somewhere more open..
and when i was walking down the street the other day.. i thought about how funny id look getting hit by a bus.. but id never want to go out that way.. id lose my face..
but sometimes i wish i lived somewhere more open..
and when i was walking down the street the other day.. i thought about how funny id look getting hit by a bus.. but id never want to go out that way.. id lose my face..
When in Rome:
A is for age: 26
B is for booze: Guinness or good Irish Creme
C is for carreer: Assistant mgr. starbux
D is for Dad's name: Daniel
E is for essential items to bring to party: Drinks and women
F is for favorite song at the moment: Dave Mathews - Stay
G is for girlfriend: not at the moment
H is for...
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A is for age: 26
B is for booze: Guinness or good Irish Creme
C is for carreer: Assistant mgr. starbux
D is for Dad's name: Daniel
E is for essential items to bring to party: Drinks and women
F is for favorite song at the moment: Dave Mathews - Stay
G is for girlfriend: not at the moment
H is for...
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abyssia:
thank you.
aya:
What kind of stuff?
Mayhaps I'll make create a system just to faciliate this...
Mayhaps I'll make create a system just to faciliate this...
I get by with a lil' help from my friends
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mallory:
i get by with a little help from my gameboy and public television
shera:
hrmm....when is good for everyone else????
Ok, cereal character free for all. Who kicks ass?
1) Lucky from Lucky Charms
2) The Rabbit from Trix
3) Toucan Sam from Fruit Loops
4) Tony the Tiger from Frosted Flakes
5) Snap, Crackle & Pop from Rice Crispies
Wendle from Cinnamon Toast Crunch & Chip from Cookie Crisp are disqualified for embarking on solo careers
1) Lucky from Lucky Charms
2) The Rabbit from Trix
3) Toucan Sam from Fruit Loops
4) Tony the Tiger from Frosted Flakes
5) Snap, Crackle & Pop from Rice Crispies
Wendle from Cinnamon Toast Crunch & Chip from Cookie Crisp are disqualified for embarking on solo careers
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mallory:
im gunna have to go with capt crunch.. who is not mentioned there and would be hurt if he knew so.. ok its 6am on a sunday and im on the internet.. i MUST be ill..
violet:
well first of all, I am doing something about it. I volunteer, I protest, i talk to as many people as possible, but i just cannot figure out why we help people like victims of a natural disaster but kill others that arejust as innocent? or not give help to those who are being even more destructive. The english came into Africa and gave the lighter people power, called the tootsies, then when the english left, the hutu's thought it was fucked up so they started killing the tootsies, and four million dead innocent women children and men later, slain with machedi's, why isn't the US stepping in? Because they are black? that is so fucked up!
A lot to decide and I make bad decisions all the time.
Insomnia is going on four weeks now and can't seem to
shake it, bright side is I'm down 7 lbs. or so. When did it
become so difficult to find time to hang out with your
friends or them a little time for me?
I saw a mouse outside in the snow last...
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Insomnia is going on four weeks now and can't seem to
shake it, bright side is I'm down 7 lbs. or so. When did it
become so difficult to find time to hang out with your
friends or them a little time for me?
I saw a mouse outside in the snow last...
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gadget:
yup
gadget:
but it's not really no boys allowed.
