deadmansparty

Things I bought at ACME after work:
1) TP, 2-ply
2) Rondoms,cause plastic wrap don't work
3) Speed stick, cause I smell like coffee when I sweat
4) New cat food, Soylent green flavored...Mmm, people
5) Teeth whitening thingys cause I drink buckets of coffee
I love to shop when there's nobodyin the store and then use
Robo-checkout so I don't need to talk to some sub-normal
clerk on the night shift that looks like Riff-Raff on downers.
Also picked up something by Capote the other day that has
been keeping my interest. I'm trying to expand myself past
Bukowski and the beats but who else do you really need.
It was recently brought to my attention that it might be my
lot in life to date unavailable women, I'm looking into this
but I'm hoping there's someone out there just for me.
Until then I will continue dating your girlfriend