Things I bought at ACME after work:
1) TP, 2-ply
2) Rondoms,cause plastic wrap don't work
3) Speed stick, cause I smell like coffee when I sweat
4) New cat food, Soylent green flavored...Mmm, people
5) Teeth whitening thingys cause I drink buckets of coffee
I love to shop when there's nobodyin the store and then use
Robo-checkout so I don't need to talk to...
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That's what that whole obligation shit is about.