I 'fessed up to beating the shit out a bloke in front of my mates gf, she's now terrified of me.
Beat the shit out the aforementioned bloke because he "put hands on me"
Told one of the bouncers at a nightclub I'd "knock his cunt in" if he touched me.
Fell asleep fully clothed next to an amazingly hot girl (who I'd spent the entire night firing into) in her bed and woke up lying on top of her vibrator.
same stuff happened to me when i was 14 i woke up inside a bed in which i did not remember falling asleep and i was lying next to the geekest geek i'd ever seen and then i actually got up to go and throw up again and i saw the girl who had organized the party fuckin on the living room carpet with the guy i had tried to get some attention from all the evening. He was actually her cousin
now that i think about this i think this is hillarious
Cool, you should chat to pAuLy and shaunie. They're from Aberdeen. I'm hoping to make it to a Scottish meet at some point, all the english ones are too far away normally.
I'm on the East of England, right up in the corner near Scotland lol. I'm like 20 mins from Gretna if you know it