Birthday time for my brother, and that means... HULK FISTS.
I was told they were going to get me some Hulk Fists of my own for my birthday back in the day, but for some reason it didn't happen. Now I'm sad, Hulk Fists rule. Speaking of The Hulk, there's some crazy Hulk video game where you just hulk out and destory everything in site, it's like awesome if you're in a bad mood. Speaking of video games, I still can't roll up the god damn sun in We <3 Katamari, it's so frustrating. Speaking of rolling up the sun...
I had a job at Best Buy for like 2 weeks, then I just couldn't handle the stress of trying to sell people PRPs... Anyone who's been to best buy and purchased something from them should know what those are. Anyways the company puts so much emphasis on selling the god damn things... I just couldn't take it, if someone doesn't want something, then they don't want it, I don't like going on for 5 mins after they've said no repeatedly in an attempt to sell the damn things... bleh. So I stopped showing up to work, god I"m a wanker.
I applied to UPS, they called back already, finally something I'm good at, moving fucking boxes all day (I worked in a warehouse for 3 summers... moving boxes for 8 hours a day, I'd call myself an expert) At least the pay will be good. The hours will suck but hey, I'm not in school at the moment, and need money for Italy...
Speaking of Italy, if any of you would like to come lemme know
Ha ha, hardy har har...
So like where is a good place to meet women? I've decided I need more "women" in my life, it's an aspect that's I've seriously been lacking in these past 21 years... Of course I've always been rather self depricating when it came to uh myself. I never thought of myself as handsome and whatnot, though recently a bunch of girls have told me I'm "cute" sounds good to me, I guess.. Unfortunately they're all almost older women, wtf is with me and older women!?! This one time, my pal and I were walking to the Metro in downtown Chicago, I forget who we were seeing (Head of Femur and The Decemberists... maybe...) Anyways a Cubs game had just gotten out (Cubs can suck a D, go Sox!!!) And it seems whenever we see a show downtown there's always a fucking Cubs game just getting out. So right I got off track... Anyways we're walking back from looking at all the cool stores around that area of town and all the sudden I feel something like fondle the back of my head. I turn around and it's some woman! (sadly not an overly attractive one... prolly old enough to be my mom too.... =( ... yeah) She touched my hair again and said "Ooh I just love your hair" I'm like "Uh thanks..." And started walking really quick. She just giggled with her friend or some shit... Damn drunks, damn cubs... damn drunk cubs fans... So that's my story... and to tie it all in, these uh, girls all seem to like my curly hair . I don't even style it or anything, I shake it off after I get out of the shower, and that's that. I think it's safe of me to guess that the average age of girls who are friends of mine who also think I'm cute is about 24. And one of them is already married... damn loose women... ah but she's pretty cute herself... Fuck that's a long ramble... Long and boring, I applaude you if you even got this far! And if you did, here's a cookie.
All I want in a woman is pierced nipples, and that's my creepy uh, statement for the day... You can all make fun of me now.
So I was thinking of getting a tattoo or something, maybe, but I"m broke as fuck and don't know what I'd get... I'd prolly get it on my back so I wouldn't have to look at it. Some day I'll just walk into a parlor with two thousand dollars and say get to work, and see what they come up with... hopefully it'll be cool.
So I think the tentative date for my temp move to Italy is maybe next year... at least I hope it's next year... If my parents try to ship me off before Christmas I'll be fucking pissed. Nothing cuts deeper then your parents not wanting you around for christmas.
Lastly, thanks to anyone who actually like checks out my journal or whatever, and double thanks to anyone who replies! Even if you don't care it still makes me feel special :o
Yeah...
I was told they were going to get me some Hulk Fists of my own for my birthday back in the day, but for some reason it didn't happen. Now I'm sad, Hulk Fists rule. Speaking of The Hulk, there's some crazy Hulk video game where you just hulk out and destory everything in site, it's like awesome if you're in a bad mood. Speaking of video games, I still can't roll up the god damn sun in We <3 Katamari, it's so frustrating. Speaking of rolling up the sun...
I had a job at Best Buy for like 2 weeks, then I just couldn't handle the stress of trying to sell people PRPs... Anyone who's been to best buy and purchased something from them should know what those are. Anyways the company puts so much emphasis on selling the god damn things... I just couldn't take it, if someone doesn't want something, then they don't want it, I don't like going on for 5 mins after they've said no repeatedly in an attempt to sell the damn things... bleh. So I stopped showing up to work, god I"m a wanker.
I applied to UPS, they called back already, finally something I'm good at, moving fucking boxes all day (I worked in a warehouse for 3 summers... moving boxes for 8 hours a day, I'd call myself an expert) At least the pay will be good. The hours will suck but hey, I'm not in school at the moment, and need money for Italy...
Speaking of Italy, if any of you would like to come lemme know
Ha ha, hardy har har...
So like where is a good place to meet women? I've decided I need more "women" in my life, it's an aspect that's I've seriously been lacking in these past 21 years... Of course I've always been rather self depricating when it came to uh myself. I never thought of myself as handsome and whatnot, though recently a bunch of girls have told me I'm "cute" sounds good to me, I guess.. Unfortunately they're all almost older women, wtf is with me and older women!?! This one time, my pal and I were walking to the Metro in downtown Chicago, I forget who we were seeing (Head of Femur and The Decemberists... maybe...) Anyways a Cubs game had just gotten out (Cubs can suck a D, go Sox!!!) And it seems whenever we see a show downtown there's always a fucking Cubs game just getting out. So right I got off track... Anyways we're walking back from looking at all the cool stores around that area of town and all the sudden I feel something like fondle the back of my head. I turn around and it's some woman! (sadly not an overly attractive one... prolly old enough to be my mom too.... =( ... yeah) She touched my hair again and said "Ooh I just love your hair" I'm like "Uh thanks..." And started walking really quick. She just giggled with her friend or some shit... Damn drunks, damn cubs... damn drunk cubs fans... So that's my story... and to tie it all in, these uh, girls all seem to like my curly hair . I don't even style it or anything, I shake it off after I get out of the shower, and that's that. I think it's safe of me to guess that the average age of girls who are friends of mine who also think I'm cute is about 24. And one of them is already married... damn loose women... ah but she's pretty cute herself... Fuck that's a long ramble... Long and boring, I applaude you if you even got this far! And if you did, here's a cookie.
All I want in a woman is pierced nipples, and that's my creepy uh, statement for the day... You can all make fun of me now.
So I was thinking of getting a tattoo or something, maybe, but I"m broke as fuck and don't know what I'd get... I'd prolly get it on my back so I wouldn't have to look at it. Some day I'll just walk into a parlor with two thousand dollars and say get to work, and see what they come up with... hopefully it'll be cool.
So I think the tentative date for my temp move to Italy is maybe next year... at least I hope it's next year... If my parents try to ship me off before Christmas I'll be fucking pissed. Nothing cuts deeper then your parents not wanting you around for christmas.
Lastly, thanks to anyone who actually like checks out my journal or whatever, and double thanks to anyone who replies! Even if you don't care it still makes me feel special :o
Yeah...
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