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When was my brother's wedding? ... Almost 8 weeks ago, I think?
I guess my sister-in-law is seven weeks pregnant.
God. Damn.
I'm chatting with my brother and he apologies for not calling me on my birthday (seven weeks ago). Aparantly he was busy. I forgive him.
I guess my sister-in-law is seven weeks pregnant.
God. Damn.
I'm chatting with my brother and he apologies for not calling me on my birthday (seven weeks ago). Aparantly he was busy. I forgive him.
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letigre:
congrats uncle dave. they sure didnt waste anytime, eh?
gekkeiju23:
unable to get a read on how you feel about it.
congrats, i think.
i'm learning to play the squeeze-box.
let's start a band-you on mandolin.
we will rock so hard it hurts.
congrats, i think.
i'm learning to play the squeeze-box.
let's start a band-you on mandolin.
we will rock so hard it hurts.
Happy 9 months to me.
Also happy 5000 posts to me.
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in other news:
--iTunes is rapidly depleting the last few pennies I have in my bank account but oh my fuckin god I'm so addicted to The Streets.
--SF comcast now has the cartoon network. This is major.
--Coming soon: Dave_H & His new and improved gothic bathroom.
Also happy 5000 posts to me.
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in other news:
--iTunes is rapidly depleting the last few pennies I have in my bank account but oh my fuckin god I'm so addicted to The Streets.
--SF comcast now has the cartoon network. This is major.
--Coming soon: Dave_H & His new and improved gothic bathroom.
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antiprincess:
They didn't have Cartoon Network before? That's totally lame. We just got DirecTV, and there are a lot of channels. I'm not really sure what all we have yet.
violentlyhappy:
d_h, you are a rock star like no other.
consult McQueen on the perfect wall paper for said bathroom.
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consult McQueen on the perfect wall paper for said bathroom.
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You have no idea what kind of wierd shit comes out of my head and onto this screen before I finally settle on something I want to say. 
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bliss:
word!
violentlyhappy:
i might have some idea, but maybe not. either way i am right there with ya.
"Enjoy your life..."
--Mormon missionary to me as I shut the door on him.
Thank you I will.
But will you, you silly 19 year old virgin drone?
--Mormon missionary to me as I shut the door on him.
Thank you I will.
But will you, you silly 19 year old virgin drone?
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timmy:
Just let him and the rest of the Uthards eat and drink themselves to death on near beer and Chick-Filet
tiresias:
Maybe he will, once the alien mothership comes to take him to the Telestial Sphere, or whatever.
poop
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bettietwoguns:
hehe.
chloe:
Goddamn right poop, poop on you for not coming out with us last night!
Tonight at a bar I met Fidelia.
She's a 43 year old paralegal and mother of two (17 and 21 year old girls--a cheerleader and a crackhead, respectively). Fidelia has been divorced for 6 years and can't find any men who can provide what she wants---which is basically companionship and good sex without any drama.
She insists she isn't interested in cheap one-night-stands, but it...
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She's a 43 year old paralegal and mother of two (17 and 21 year old girls--a cheerleader and a crackhead, respectively). Fidelia has been divorced for 6 years and can't find any men who can provide what she wants---which is basically companionship and good sex without any drama.
She insists she isn't interested in cheap one-night-stands, but it...
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maxx:
MILF! MILF! MILF!
coushti:
yeah you missed me by about a hour... well when you have the funds give me a call.. im able to go out a lot more now that i live in the city...
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timmy:
that's right, I am the man now
dawg
dawg
violentlyhappy:
connery rulez.
A true story that happened just now entitled Burritos, and the assholes who eat them.
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Dave_H
So yeah I'm sitting at my local burrito place in North Beach. I had just ordered my burrito when this young woman in pajamas and a lot of makeup comes in and orders a taco. Then she insists that they deliver it "next door". The hispanic girl...
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Dave_H
So yeah I'm sitting at my local burrito place in North Beach. I had just ordered my burrito when this young woman in pajamas and a lot of makeup comes in and orders a taco. Then she insists that they deliver it "next door". The hispanic girl...
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coushti:
are you working tomorrow night?
miffy:
man, people are jerks.... but that story makes me want a burrito.
bad.
bad.
Finally some really good news. 
clara:
We're waiting for details.
wow, you must be RICH missah!