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Important Marines Update

This monday, the 26th may be the single most important day in my whole life so far.

This is the day in which I go to the Military Enlistment Processing Station (MEPS) in San Jose. I will take a bunch of tests. Mean guys in uniforms will try their hardest to get me to confess to all the crimes I've ever committed....
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letigre:
are you serious? eeek
gosh i take a break from the site and i come back and things are so not what they were.
violentlyhappy:
good luck on all tests d_h... one of my friends tried joining the CIA once and was hooked up to a lie detector and interrogated thoroughly under bright lights until he buckled and got the F outta there. he's about the straightest/squarist guy ever and they wouldn't believe him when he said he had never smoked pot and they didn't ever let up. just don't let 'em break you and be straight up honest you'll be good.

and what up with the v_h clone...
not liking that or the comment that followed.
ghey!
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?!?!?!?!!!!!

sheesh. the crazy shit you find while looking through SG's boards.

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also:

nevermind.
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noelani:
I think the bathtub one you had a long time ago was much worse. Then the baby thing. This is pretty mild. Interesting though. I looked at it for a while, just trying to figure out what happened. After seeing some of 660's porn though, it doesn't surprise me much.
davel:
I think they recently passed a state referendum making it
a misdemeanor to forward a link to goat.cx.
If we're lucky, YonderBoy won't
post his favorite NSFW photo. It still haunts me.
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you just don't get it you think its copasetic and you learn to accept it you know you're so pathetic
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thepromdate:
too fucking funny. mel too? it's almost proven then. hahah.

and what you just wrote...that was a very nice thing to say. to be honest, i feel like such a better person. i know that sounds weird. but paul is so good for me in everyway. i just...i don't know how to say it. i look at everything differently now. but in a totally good way.

thank you.
thepromdate:
yeah, we'll talk. now i sleep.

p.s. thank you smile
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I think if I don't make it into the Marines I'm gonna take up drumming.
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mistressq:
Thanks for visiting my journal. And wow, you look just like David Hasselhoff. wink I saw him in Jekyll & Hyde on Broadway a couple of years ago ... the guy should've stuck to chicks in bikinis and talking sportscars.

Ironic you should have that "Milkshake" song in your previous journal entry; it was the hot topic of discussion amongst my coworkers this morning. Now I can't get that damn song out of my head!

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midori:
yeah. its is crap.
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

and they're like its better than yours

damn right it's better than yours

I could teach you but I'd have to charge.

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ps: I know this is only going to perpetuate that stupid nickname, but look up where it says "Listen to the new get Up Kids Record". you see that? That is making me...
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coco:
I'm going to refrain from calling you that 'stupid nickname'.
mcqueen:
you know, I called you that when talking to TPD. Then I realized it was the polar oppposite to "that other name." So H-Bomb it is.

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Anyone know anyone who needs a macrame strap-on dildo harness?
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tomahto:
::raises hand::

It's uh...for...um....a science project.
noelani:
Ohhhhhhkaaaaay.

Sounds like you had fun at the S&B. Or should we say a little S&M at the S&B. take pictures, I wanna see this thing. How did it start off as a koala but turn into a harness?
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DUDE!

I just had the BEST sandwich at Sparkys.

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siv:
hee hee. i need to get a massachusetts drivers license before we all reap the whirlwind.
thepromdate:
i called you! where you at???
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As many of you know, my financial sitution has been complete diarrhea for most of the last 6 months. Well I just realized that I've finally brought myself up to date on three of my six bills, including my cell phone, landline/DSL, and one of the credit cards. I should be current on the Utilies within the next week and then I just have to...
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violentlyhappy:
good job boy...
wish i could say the same.
clara:
Congratulations, Dave. smile