dave_h

So I'm wandering around MySpace and I stumble across some very young Asian-Australian girl's profile. The way these kids talk on internet is insane. Here is a sample of the comments left for this one girl:
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wassssssup ruthie rox of cuz but u know wat ruthie !!! im bettah =p ^_^...
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RUTHIE ...!!!! hEYOoOoO!! WASSuPPiIEZ.. OkAeZ....
um.. ruThs cooLz..*NOdDZ* sheS DAyM SHoRT.. hAhA.. thATz ALL i GOTTA SAy..=P..^^



*huGGlEZ**MWAHz*


xoxo
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haha.. im gay?~ yoo do realize how many gay cunts r gna try come onto meeh now~? lol.. >..<
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HAY RUTHIE
u tole me to get diz shit..
nd i already had an account
lol wtf =P
anywayz i bet in a week thisll turn into
the new ringo =P
hehe
anyways i first met ruthieee ont ha net haha
well i alwayz saw her on ringo..
u and ur millions of stickers nddreamies nd shit! i was like.. phwoar watta damn gorgeous one!!
lol anyways then i saw yoo on mondayy @ ct aftah i came from beach looking all fuckd up ahhaha
anyways i lub yoo!~
ttyl hunny
**kaCe
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ruthie rulz dus fat ugly world!!!
U RULE RUTH!!!!
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ruthie is soooooooo cool man i swear hahahahaha brin me into this >!>!>! lOlz.. * wink wink * 2 MORE TO GO !!
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-Anyways, it just goes on and on. This is how these kids talk to each other.