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Dear Valued Dave_H Journal Reader:

Your participation in the Dave_H Industries, Inc. customer satisfaction survey has been noted. With the information you've provided we are sure we will be able to better serve your journal reading needs in the future.

As a token of our appreciation we have offered you a coupon for one 'Dave_H Dance Lesson'. This is a short introductory session during which you will be taught the rudiments of the patented Dave_H dance. Please print out and clip the following coupon to receive your free lesson.

Sincerly,
Dave_H
President,
Dave_H Industries, Inc.

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| free Introductory Dave_H Dance Lesson.
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| (Coupon must be redeemed in person at time of lesson. Valid in all continental
| United States (except Missouri) & Canada. Dave_H Industries, Inc. is not
|responsible for any injury (physical, mental, or social) due
| to the performance of the 'Dave_H Dance'. Offer expires 1/24/05)
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Dear Valued Dave_H Journal Reader:

We here at Dave_H Industries, Inc. value your patronage and are currently conducting a survey to determine the opinions and needs of our readers.

An entry was received recently from your account containing information that was unable to be properly processed by our survey-tallying super computers. We are sure that somehow this was our fault and that you are not just some lazy idiot.

At any rate, we urge you to properly complete and submit a response to our questionaire in a timely manner so that we may continue to provide you with the best Dave_H Journal experience possible.

If you have any questions, feel free to contact your local Dave_H Industries, Inc. representative via email.

Sincerly,
Dave_H
President,
Dave_H Industries, Inc.

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