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dave_h

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Tuesday Jan 13, 2004

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ok yeah, so I was MIA there for a sec. Technical problems with the computer kept me off line for a few days. No biggie.

Anyways, you wanna know a funny story?...

So I'm filling out some paperwork today and I need my parent's mailing address and I don't know it. I make a few phone calls and I end up calling my little brother. Its just a quick phone call---I get the info and hang up. A few minutes later I notice the date. Jan 13th. My brother's birthday. All the sudden I'm filled with guilt. I haven't talked to the guy in months, I totally blew him off the last couple times he was in town and I never return his phone calls and then I forget his birthday and call him just to get an address. I'm such an asshole.

Story doesn't end there.

So I call him back a few hours later to apologize.

I tell him I'm sorry, blah blah blah happy birthday blah blah blah.

He's like, "wait... what day is it? .... oh yeah"

I hear some reggae music in the background and suddenly realize the fucker is totally stoned.

And he forgot his own birthday.

tongue dumb ass. you see why I don't talk to him that much? He's a nice kid though...
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
yonderboy:
Thanks for the laugh! That's some funny shit!

I need to have you over to watch Three Kings... I'm still not sick of that movie. Let me know.
Jan 14, 2004
noelani:
I'd love to forget my birthday. I'm thinking of not telling my kids when their birthday is. Just celebrate it on completely random days of the year to screw with em. I'm going to be such a good mom. biggrin
Jan 14, 2004

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