A true story that happened just now entitled Burritos, and the assholes who eat them.
by
Dave_H
So yeah I'm sitting at my local burrito place in North Beach. I had just ordered my burrito when this young woman in pajamas and a lot of makeup comes in and orders a taco. Then she insists that they deliver it "next door". The hispanic girl at the register is confused. The pajama-clad girl continues to insist that the taco be delivered next door.
I'm sitting there wondering why the hell she couldn't wait for the taco right there like I was doing. Obviously the employees were wondering too because they didn't really know how to respond to the demand. They don't make deliveries. There's only two or three of them there and they're all busy getting ready to close down.
But this girl keeps insisting that they deliver it next door--to the strip club next door. She's insulting the employees and talking all slowly like they don't understand english. She yells at one guy, "Hey you come here" and then explains to him that he's gonna deliver her taco next door to the strip club.
I'm watching this totally aghast. It was awful and I really wanted to intervene but I had a feeling that it would really make things worse. And I assume that everyone else watching in the room is feeling the same thing.
In the time spent arguing with the staff this girl totally could've had her taco and been gone.
the story doesn't end there...
Eventually she somehow gets one timid guy to agree to deliver her food and I notice she doesn't even thank him or even smile at him.
As she's leaving a guy at the table next to me speaks up. A clean cut looking guy, kinda yuppie-ish. He says, "hey, you work at the club next door?"
Immediatly I was like, awesome! someone's gonna stand up to this bitch.
Bitch stops and says yeah to him and also, "will you please make sure they take my taco next door?" in a really snotty voice.
I just wanted to shout out, FUCK YOU! but I assumed this guy had it under control.
but he doesn't.
He says, "are you a stripper?"
"yeah"
"you take your clothes off?"
"yeah"
At this point I realize the guy is really drunk.
"can I see your titties?"
"no"
"come on"
She (and I) sees where that conversation was going and she turns and heads out the door not saying anything.
"I'll give you a dollar!" he calls out after her.
Last I heard she said something about "making more than that" doing something I can't hear.
"YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!" he calls out, "BITCH!"
At this point my burrito is ready and I'm glad to be leaving. There is an awkward silence in the room as I leave and I hear the asshole guy harrassing some tourists about whether or not they thought he was being rude.
All the way home I had a mental debate about who was the bigger asshole. I really can't decide.
also, it got me thinking... maybe the girl treated the burrito guys like shit because, as I described, that's how she gets treated.
I don't know. I don't really know what to think. People disgust me sometimes.
by
Dave_H
So yeah I'm sitting at my local burrito place in North Beach. I had just ordered my burrito when this young woman in pajamas and a lot of makeup comes in and orders a taco. Then she insists that they deliver it "next door". The hispanic girl at the register is confused. The pajama-clad girl continues to insist that the taco be delivered next door.
I'm sitting there wondering why the hell she couldn't wait for the taco right there like I was doing. Obviously the employees were wondering too because they didn't really know how to respond to the demand. They don't make deliveries. There's only two or three of them there and they're all busy getting ready to close down.
But this girl keeps insisting that they deliver it next door--to the strip club next door. She's insulting the employees and talking all slowly like they don't understand english. She yells at one guy, "Hey you come here" and then explains to him that he's gonna deliver her taco next door to the strip club.
I'm watching this totally aghast. It was awful and I really wanted to intervene but I had a feeling that it would really make things worse. And I assume that everyone else watching in the room is feeling the same thing.
In the time spent arguing with the staff this girl totally could've had her taco and been gone.
the story doesn't end there...
Eventually she somehow gets one timid guy to agree to deliver her food and I notice she doesn't even thank him or even smile at him.
As she's leaving a guy at the table next to me speaks up. A clean cut looking guy, kinda yuppie-ish. He says, "hey, you work at the club next door?"
Immediatly I was like, awesome! someone's gonna stand up to this bitch.
Bitch stops and says yeah to him and also, "will you please make sure they take my taco next door?" in a really snotty voice.
I just wanted to shout out, FUCK YOU! but I assumed this guy had it under control.
but he doesn't.
He says, "are you a stripper?"
"yeah"
"you take your clothes off?"
"yeah"
At this point I realize the guy is really drunk.
"can I see your titties?"
"no"
"come on"
She (and I) sees where that conversation was going and she turns and heads out the door not saying anything.
"I'll give you a dollar!" he calls out after her.
Last I heard she said something about "making more than that" doing something I can't hear.
"YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!" he calls out, "BITCH!"
At this point my burrito is ready and I'm glad to be leaving. There is an awkward silence in the room as I leave and I hear the asshole guy harrassing some tourists about whether or not they thought he was being rude.
All the way home I had a mental debate about who was the bigger asshole. I really can't decide.
also, it got me thinking... maybe the girl treated the burrito guys like shit because, as I described, that's how she gets treated.
I don't know. I don't really know what to think. People disgust me sometimes.
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bad.