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dave_h

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Monday Jul 28, 2003

Jul 28, 2003
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Can I just say one more time how great my job is. All day long I serve office people on lunch breaks and when they all leave to go back to their crappy jobs I just get to go home and take a nap. sure I don't make as much as they do but I make enough to pay the bills (theoretically, anyways, in actuallity most of it goes to booze.) and I work half as much as nearly everyone else on this planet.

now if only I wasn't too lazy to take advantage of all this free time. why isn't my room clean? why haven't I done laundry? or done all the recordings I wanna do? and why do I watch so much Spongebob and Dora the Explora?

favorite Patrick quote of the day: "its like a goldmine ... but with fur.
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
clara:
Your job does sound good. You fucker!
Jul 28, 2003
sadie:
i understand the spongebob but i dont understand the dora
Jul 28, 2003

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