I am the worst bowler on the planet.
even the russian beat me and they don't even bowl where she comes from.
and this girl beat me too and all she does is walk up to the line and just kinda drop the ball.
and somehow this guy and this girl beat me in the second round even though they were off playing pool the...
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even the russian beat me and they don't even bowl where she comes from.
and this girl beat me too and all she does is walk up to the line and just kinda drop the ball.
and somehow this guy and this girl beat me in the second round even though they were off playing pool the...
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sixsixty:
i didnt make it out. i've been practicing my elitest scotch drinking skills.
sylvain:
i just checking my beverage capacity. I can make it!
earlier today I was eating a muffin. a blueberry one. yummy.
but I choked or something and coughed a little and I think some blueberry muffin bits came back up and stuck in my nose.
cus just now I blew my nose and there was all kinds of muffin bits in the napkin mixed in with the boogers.
gross.
but I choked or something and coughed a little and I think some blueberry muffin bits came back up and stuck in my nose.
cus just now I blew my nose and there was all kinds of muffin bits in the napkin mixed in with the boogers.
gross.
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demigauge:
eeewwwwwwwwww.....dave that's gross...your weird 
giga_geo:
hahaha.
well, let me tell you. that is not how you become smitten!
i look forward to meeting you at promy prom.
well, let me tell you. that is not how you become smitten!
i look forward to meeting you at promy prom.
yesterday I met a new friendfor coffee and we talked for almost 5 hours straight. I think it was by far one of the longest conversations I've ever had with someone I didn't know and it was all fun and good.
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and then I went to berkeley and got some booty.
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and now I'm home and really tired. I need a nap....
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and then I went to berkeley and got some booty.
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noelani:
Happy Cinco De Mayo!! I hope you had a good nap. Good to know that you thought our conversation was good and fun and you weren't just humouring me to not make me feel bad. Cause that's what I was doing with you. Mwaahaahaa. J/K, I had tons 'o' fun. cool little spot too. Also good to know you got some nice action last night, I didn't...boo for me...
Whatever
Kisses
Whatever
Kisses
delilah_banks:
Do you think Mexicans celebrate The 4th of July?
In any case, happy Cinco de Mayo. I heart Mexico.
In any case, happy Cinco de Mayo. I heart Mexico.
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I just spent almost 24 hours without an internet connection.. Computers suck sometimes. the problem isn't totally solved. I'm still perplexed. but oh well. I got my SG fix. I can relax now.
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soooooooo...... besides SG, what are YOU addicted to?
I just spent almost 24 hours without an internet connection.. Computers suck sometimes. the problem isn't totally solved. I'm still perplexed. but oh well. I got my SG fix. I can relax now.
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soooooooo...... besides SG, what are YOU addicted to?
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sadie:
the sims, ebay but i've gotten alot better, dying my hair, i used to be addicted to shopping
butterfly2:
Glad to see that you're back... and it wasn't a problem. Hope things worked out!
So I think before prom I'm gonna open my house up to folks who wanna start the party early.
see here.
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In other news I got to dance dirty with my girl-uhm-freind. and I got a smile and a wave from the bartender I have a crush on.
And I got to do other dirty stuff too.
see here.
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In other news I got to dance dirty with my girl-uhm-freind. and I got a smile and a wave from the bartender I have a crush on.
And I got to do other dirty stuff too.
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gobuildinhell:
i was thinking something poguesish.
isis:
i just saw A Mighty Wind. Very funny. ever seen Waiting For Guffman?
ok ,yes I know it was stupid and reckless--But you would have done the same if you'd been in my shoes. So just give me a hi-five and tell me to be more carefull in the future, and then go back to sleep.
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PS: yes its true what they say about women in their 30's having the sexual appitite of 18 year old boys.
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PS: yes its true what they say about women in their 30's having the sexual appitite of 18 year old boys.
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sixsixty:
oh. i thought you were talking about the "S" girl. that works in berkeley. sorry. my bad. ass u me.
i wish i went to fake last night.
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i wish i went to fake last night.
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coco:
Hey--whatcha up to tonight?
RIP Lachrimose
(passed away on wednesday in a motorcycle accident)
(I didn't know him but Michele did.)
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you guys wanna see one of my many special talents? see here
(passed away on wednesday in a motorcycle accident)
(I didn't know him but Michele did.)
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you guys wanna see one of my many special talents? see here
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clara:
Maybe I could find you something with those Morse skills... Naw, probably not.
prudence:
hair of the dog: it's an old expression. it means drinking alchohol, as a way of curing a hangover. it comes from an old saying, 'i wish i could find the hair of the dog which bit me last night,' or something like that.
Wow this pippi girl is really cute.
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I got a bad tip today and the people wrote on the check: "need more attention".
you get everything you want, you have a good lunch, we all get along great. what the fuck do you want from me? a fuckin blowjob? oh well, I think they were the only people that were unhappy with me all...
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I got a bad tip today and the people wrote on the check: "need more attention".
you get everything you want, you have a good lunch, we all get along great. what the fuck do you want from me? a fuckin blowjob? oh well, I think they were the only people that were unhappy with me all... Read More
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh 
no bueno.
I'm hungover and now I gotta work. I wanna go back to bed.
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sometimes its the small things in life that make you happy: such as thinking your late for work and then checking the schedule again and finding out you still have another 15-25 minutes to sit around on the computer.
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oh yeah check this out: At the club...
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no bueno.
I'm hungover and now I gotta work. I wanna go back to bed.
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sometimes its the small things in life that make you happy: such as thinking your late for work and then checking the schedule again and finding out you still have another 15-25 minutes to sit around on the computer.
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oh yeah check this out: At the club...
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demigauge:
silly boy...hey are you gonna have that small dinner thing at your place..if so can butterfly come....cuas ei really want ot meet her
noelani:
aahh, see...the percise reason why I didn't go dancin with y'all last night. I would've never gone to work. Kudos on the bartender thing. Her remembering what you drink is awsome, I don't even remember what I drink so it's always nice to have someone lookin out for ya. 
went to a dance, lookin for romance. saw barbera-anne so I thought I'd take a chance...
good song.
I love the night life. I like to boogie.
what about you?
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ps: I'm wearing an old too-tight faded yellow shirt with armpit stains and high-water pants.
would you dance with me?
good song.
I love the night life. I like to boogie.
what about you?
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ps: I'm wearing an old too-tight faded yellow shirt with armpit stains and high-water pants.
would you dance with me?
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dave_h:
Whats so wrong with pit stains? 
user092840:
Sure!
good morning.
how are you?
I'm good. I just slept in my new queen sized bed.
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I'm deffinately fo sho going dancing at 1984 tonight if any of y'all sgsf sucka's wanna come down.
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oh yeah--all the pics in My Pics were taken with a little camara on my palm pilot.
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how are you?
I'm good. I just slept in my new queen sized bed.
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I'm deffinately fo sho going dancing at 1984 tonight if any of y'all sgsf sucka's wanna come down.
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oh yeah--all the pics in My Pics were taken with a little camara on my palm pilot.
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shit! I just got a splinter in my finger from my...
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onefoolishline:
dude! i know...the exes are comin out of the wood work!
wtf!
have fun shakin that ass tonight.
wtf!
have fun shakin that ass tonight.
noelani:
It's cause your so damn hot, and they realze that they suck! Then you get to say, yes you were wrong, and that's too bad for you.
Sorry about your splinter, and sorry for not coming out and dancing. I, like Coco, have to work at 8 in the morning. Which incidentaly is one block down from Chinatown. Just thought I'd let you know. Any day on the weekend, and I'm a dancing fool.
Sorry about your splinter, and sorry for not coming out and dancing. I, like Coco, have to work at 8 in the morning. Which incidentaly is one block down from Chinatown. Just thought I'd let you know. Any day on the weekend, and I'm a dancing fool.
I'm a person just like you, but I've got better things to do than sit around and fuck my head and hang out with the living dead or snort white shit up my nose and pass out at the shows.
I don't even think about speed. Thats something I just don't need.
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I once had the straight edge.
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I don't even think about speed. Thats something I just don't need.
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I once had the straight edge.
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lenore:
Hey man...sorry it's been a while. More drama as usual.
holly:
oh my god, thanks for the tip about spinal tap. hopefully i'll be in town to see that. i am definitly rocking my spinal tap shirt that night like a true fan!!!