dave_h

Customer Satisfaction Survey

Your Name: laura

age:almost 23

bra size and/or cock length:38DD

# of months reading Dave_H's journal:a few

Average # of visits per week:2-3

What first brought you to this journal?:SGSAC BBQ

What was your initial impression of Dave_H:pretty fly for a white guy

Has this changed?: (please explain):somewhat-he likes tampico
Do you have a favorite journal entry?: (describe or link if possible): the stripper/burrito entry

What are your feelings on the Hasselhoff pic?:makes me wet

Are you aware of another pic that would be more appropiate?:christ no

Are you aware of the "Dave_H dance"?:no....

Have you ever witnessed this dance?:unsure

Have you ever done it yourself?:possibly

Do you sometimes hurt yourself or have desires to hurt others?:absolutely

have you ever wanted to inflict pain on Dave_H?:perhaps

Have you ever had feelings of sexual attraction towards Dave_H?:everytime i see his profile pic

If Dave_H was a naughty boy what would you do to him?:spank him with a wet noodle

Do you think Dave_H is making a wise choice in joining the Marines?:i never advocate joining this country's armed forces.
jarhead.
Do you honestly think he'll make it through boot camp?:sure, why not?

In your opinion is Dave_H an 'attention whore':hmmmm....

In your opinion, is Dave_H 'emo'?no, he's too goth

Have you ever seen Dave_H cry:only when in direct sunlight

What can Dave_H do to improve his journals?:not a thing

Are you satisfied with the frequency of journal updates?: (are there too many?, too few?)perfection

Any additional comments?:no

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President,
Dave_H Industries, Inc.

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[Edited on Jan 24, 2004 1:11AM]

Dear Valued Dave_H Journal Reader:

We here at Dave_H Industries, Inc. value your patronage and are currently conducting a survey to determine the opinions and needs of our readers.

An entry was received recently from your account containing information that was unable to be properly processed by our survey-tallying super computers. We are sure that somehow this was our fault and that you are not just some lazy idiot.

At any rate, we urge you to properly complete and submit a response to our questionaire in a timely manner so that we may continue to provide you with the best Dave_H Journal experience possible.

If you have any questions, feel free to contact your local Dave_H Industries, Inc. representative via email.

Sincerly,
Dave_H
President,
Dave_H Industries, Inc.

[Edited on Jan 24, 2004 1:26AM]

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[Edited on Jan 24, 2004 1:27AM]

cute girl!

do u even ask to ask?

A little known fact about manicmonday- I was in the Air Force. I don't know if you have you mind made up yet, but I would highly recommed the same route. You still the get the G.I. bill and it's way more cushy. Go in to electronics: electronic warfare, avionics, pmel, etc. I did pmel. These types will help you get a decent job when you get out. And what ever you do, for any amount of $, don't sign on for extra years up front. You will be stuck if you hate it.

hope the date goes well.

woo! good luck

get her drunk, get her naked, post pics on sg!

you could have just not updated your journal.

that would allow people to see your last entry.

are you serious?
gosh i take a break from the site and i come back and things are so not what they were.

good luck on all tests d_h... one of my friends tried joining the CIA once and was hooked up to a lie detector and interrogated thoroughly under bright lights until he buckled and got the F outta there. he's about the straightest/squarist guy ever and they wouldn't believe him when he said he had never smoked pot and they didn't ever let up. just don't let 'em break you and be straight up honest you'll be good.

and what up with the v_h clone...
not liking that or the comment that followed.
ghey!

I think they recently passed a state referendum making it
a misdemeanor to forward a link to goat.cx.
If we're lucky, YonderBoy won't
post his favorite NSFW photo. It still haunts me.

too fucking funny. mel too? it's almost proven then. hahah.

and what you just wrote...that was a very nice thing to say. to be honest, i feel like such a better person. i know that sounds weird. but paul is so good for me in everyway. i just...i don't know how to say it. i look at everything differently now. but in a totally good way.

thank you.

yeah, we'll talk. now i sleep.

p.s. thank you

Thanks for visiting my journal. And wow, you look just like David Hasselhoff. I saw him in Jekyll & Hyde on Broadway a couple of years ago ... the guy should've stuck to chicks in bikinis and talking sportscars.

Ironic you should have that "Milkshake" song in your previous journal entry; it was the hot topic of discussion amongst my coworkers this morning. Now I can't get that damn song out of my head!

XXX
Q.

you know, I called you that when talking to TPD. Then I realized it was the polar oppposite to "that other name." So H-Bomb it is.