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datsun

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Tuesday Jun 09, 2009

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My Prom pics are up on my Facebook. Never re-sized them to post here because I'm lazy.

I have awesome friends, many of whom I have met via this site. I know it's cheesy, but I seriously love you people, and am really glad to have met so many of you.

Still want sex. And a "pony". Only one person knows what I mean by this, and I apologize for the inside joke.

Cross your fingers that I find a place soon. I want to move in time for barbecues in the backyard.
mistersatan:
I'm just a bachelor
I'm looking for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride
Without even falling off

Gotta be compatible
Takes me to my limits
Girl when I break you off
I promise that you won't want to get off

If you're horny, Let's do it
Ride it, My Pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

If you're horny, Let's do it
Ride it, My Pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

Sitting here flossing
Peeping your steelo
Just once if I have the chance
The things I will do to you
You and your body
Every single portion
Send chills up and down your spine
Juices flowing down your thigh

If you're horny, Let's do it
Ride it, My Pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

If you're horny, Let's do it
Ride it, My Pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

If we're gonna get nasty, Baby
First we'll show & tell
Till I reach your ponytail
Lurk all over and through you baby
Until I reach your stream
You'll be on my jockey team

If you're horny, Let's do it
Ride it, My Pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

If you're horny, Let's do it
Ride it, My Pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
Jun 9, 2009

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