dash0und

First and foremost, I love lifting weights. I'm sure I've established this in previous blog entries. However, if you go to the gym you should be there to break a sweat. Get in a good workout. You should NOT be there to show off like a douchebag or hit on every dude with large biceps wearing a tank top. Seriously, why TF are you at the gym if you're not going to workout? If you walk in the door and spend the hour+ that I'm there just strutting like a fucking rooster mean mugging everyone who's smaller than you, you don't look tough. You look like the aforementioned analogy; a fucking goofy ass chicken. Or, for the ladies who walk-in in skin tight spandex and a tank top, while I appreciate the view (Rock what you got), if you're just there looking to pick up dudes and you don't do a damn thing besides flirt and laugh at some meat heads corny jokes, how in TF do you have a body like that? Tell me your secrets, because I'm dying to know. I'd love to know the life hack where flirting with a dude who's biceps are so big they could have their own postal code gives you a tight ass and a flat stomach. Teach me!? Anyway, that was sort of a rant. I got to work out while watching He-Man the Wonder Chicken strut around trying to look like King Kong tonight. Entertaining but really annoying.