So... My room mates girl friend / my other room mate asked me what I was doing tonight. I told her that i was going to take a shower and do laundry, seeing as i slacked on it this weekend and i am now out of clothes. Anyway I get out of the shower and start getting dressed and i hear the washing machine start up. I was like what the hell??? i just said i was going to do my laundry. she just laughed and said "well it looks like i beat you to it fucker" what a fucking bitch! sometimes i wanna choke the shit out of her. 
handsome_jack:
don't worry dude, I got it.
