A tiny snippet of an actual conversation I had in high school, about 19 years ago.
Jeff (drawing a picture of Gumby receiving a blow job from a hot chick): The thing about Gumby is, he can make his penis any size he wants.
Shelly: He could make it bigger?
Jeff: Yeah-he'd just be shorter, that's all.
Me: Or, he could make himself into one giant penis if he wanted to!
Jeff: Cool, that's right!
Jeff (drawing a picture of Gumby receiving a blow job from a hot chick): The thing about Gumby is, he can make his penis any size he wants.
Shelly: He could make it bigger?
Jeff: Yeah-he'd just be shorter, that's all.
Me: Or, he could make himself into one giant penis if he wanted to!
Jeff: Cool, that's right!
I dunno what gumby is, or who, but that's some mature conversation......