darkmrfripperton

WHAT?!?!?!?

I heard on the radio that the Gorillaz won't be making any more albums! I fucking love them!

Fuck this shit, man!

I start writing my novel in a couple weeks!

Also, if all goes well, I hope to start writing a screenplay early next year.

Will keep you all posted,
hug,
Brian

A tiny snippet of an actual conversation I had in high school, about 19 years ago.

Jeff (drawing a picture of Gumby receiving a blow job from a hot chick): The thing about Gumby is, he can make his penis any size he wants.
Shelly: He could make it bigger?
Jeff: Yeah-he'd just be shorter, that's all.
Me: Or, he could make himself into one...
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I still have no idea what the man in the dream was trying to tell me about the worm...

Fun with Muppets!



The purple creature used to scare me when I was little because I was the lamest kid ever. But now I know it teaches valuble lessons about standing up to bullies and stuff!

Right this moment

I got home from my part time job at 1:40 AM. The wind is pretty strong and it's actually a little chilly. The sky is full of stars, crickets are chirpping. It's such a beautiful night. I stood in the dark for a few minutes just enjoying how awesome it all was.

I wish life was mostly made of beautiful moments like...
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Sometimes I swear I'm having some kind of fucking nervous breakdown...

I need a change. No clue how to bring it about at the moment.

Hi everyone.

Sorry I haven't been updating. Not too much new with me. Just been working a lot. I have a nice tan on my arms and face from working outside all day, most tan I have been since the 80's,lol.

I saw The Dark Knight on Sunday, I loved it.

Hope to have a new tattoo in the next month or so, will post...
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Scarlett Johansson sounds like ABBA


She sounds like ABBA.

This is either very funny or very sad or very arrogant, I can't for the life of me decide which it is.

Still would love to fuck 'er though!