danydarko

New years was AWESOME! I remember most of it.. Till I went out in the parking lot of this hick bar and started drinking some white lightning.. I had a sober driver so it was all good Apparently I was outta control.. Spilled an enitre beer in my lap, dropped a meatball sub on my feet. Then picked a fight with some guy cuz he wouldnt take a shot of tequila with me. I pointed to the bathrooms and told him to go wipe his pussy. Hahahahah! I swear.. Get some liquor in me and theres no telling what will happen. I then sang a bunch of karaoke songs, changing all the words so they had to do with fucking. "The first fuck is the deepest, baby I know, but if u want I'll try to fuck again. Bbay I'll try to fuck again but I know, the first fuck is the deepest" I don't know what came over me!