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A quick joke

No time to write tonight, finishing up a project but I thought I would share a joke to at least make you smile if you came by.

An old man goes into see his doctor.

DOCTOR: What seems to be the problem Mr. Smith?

SMITH: Well Doc, lately Ive had horrible gas I cant control it and it smells something awful and theyre silent. oops, I just let one off right then. I try to stop it but I cant, and the smell oh god, there was another one anyway, when it happens, since theyre silent I can slip out of the room before anyone notices but its getting worse oh, that was two in a row Im sorry Doc. Is there anything you can do for me?

DOCTOR: Well Mr. Smith, I have some good news and bad news.

SMITH: Whats the good news?

DOCTOR: The gas can easily be relieved by changing your diet, increasing your roughage intake and maybe cutting out carbonated sodas.

SMITH: Thats great Doc whats the bad news?

DOCTOR: Youre appear to be going deaf.