A quick joke
No time to write tonight, finishing up a project but I thought I would share a joke to at least make you smile if you came by.
An old man goes into see his doctor.
DOCTOR: What seems to be the problem Mr. Smith?
SMITH: Well Doc, lately Ive had horrible gas I cant control it and it smells something awful and theyre silent. oops, I just let one off right then. I try to stop it but I cant, and the smell oh god, there was another one anyway, when it happens, since theyre silent I can slip out of the room before anyone notices but its getting worse oh, that was two in a row Im sorry Doc. Is there anything you can do for me?
DOCTOR: Well Mr. Smith, I have some good news and bad news.
SMITH: Whats the good news?
DOCTOR: The gas can easily be relieved by changing your diet, increasing your roughage intake and maybe cutting out carbonated sodas.
SMITH: Thats great Doc whats the bad news?
DOCTOR: Youre appear to be going deaf.
No time to write tonight, finishing up a project but I thought I would share a joke to at least make you smile if you came by.
An old man goes into see his doctor.
DOCTOR: What seems to be the problem Mr. Smith?
SMITH: Well Doc, lately Ive had horrible gas I cant control it and it smells something awful and theyre silent. oops, I just let one off right then. I try to stop it but I cant, and the smell oh god, there was another one anyway, when it happens, since theyre silent I can slip out of the room before anyone notices but its getting worse oh, that was two in a row Im sorry Doc. Is there anything you can do for me?
DOCTOR: Well Mr. Smith, I have some good news and bad news.
SMITH: Whats the good news?
DOCTOR: The gas can easily be relieved by changing your diet, increasing your roughage intake and maybe cutting out carbonated sodas.
SMITH: Thats great Doc whats the bad news?
DOCTOR: Youre appear to be going deaf.
