danny_g

Thanks to char1es, I bring you the latest "Tag-you're-it" journal fad.

1. Seven things to do before I die
1) Have my plays published
2) Win another writing award
3) Perform in the Dublin Fringe festival
4) Make a movie
5) Finally finish moving on from my divorce by actually dating someone
6) Fix my gorram life
7) Lose the frickin' weight already

2. Seven things I cannot do
1) Eat well
2) Raise one eyebrow
3) Feel rested before 11 AM
4) Go to sleep before midnight
5) Remember everything I need when I leave the house
6) Bother to floss daily
7) Wrap my head around foreign languages

3. Seven things that attract me to Calgary
1) Having been born here
2) Relatively mild winters
3) Close to the Edmonton Fringe without actually being Edmonton
4) Calgary ACTS
5) Alberta Playwrights' Network
6) Crave cupcakes
7) No better city in Alberta. Edmonton, I'm looking in your direction.

4. Seven things I say most often
1) What the deuce?
2) Heaven forfend
3) <Insert Simpsons quote>
4) Damn your eyes
5) ... or by the blood of my ancestors I will blow you into space
6) Blasted humans
7) Gorram (said it once in this post already)

5. Seven books (or series) that I love
1) Discworld
2) American Gods
3) Neverwhere
4) Cryptonomicon
5) Dead Famous
6) This Other Eden
7) Queen and Country

6. Seven movies I watch over and over again (or would if I had time)
1) Ghostbusters
2) Star Wars
3) Fight Club
4) Pirates of the Carribean
5) Serenity
6) Lord of the Rings
7) the Mummy (Yes, the '99 one. Don't judge me.)

7. Seven people I want to join in, too
JDRook, much as he'll bitch about it
Masquerade
whitewidow
Cilantro (twiced tagged, lady!)
misguided
Agenda
jodyroo

Wasn't so bad, now was it?

"It's not a hobby if you're still killing people."
-Maura Glee