So it's been appx 9 months since I've been stuck in the middle east. Do people from the middle east refer to it as middle east? I'd like to find that out. Anyways, I've decided to talk about what I'm going to do when I get home. Number one avoid everyone for at least 1-2days (if that is even physically possible) I'm going to tell the first pretty girl I see that she's pretty and thank her for being pretty. I will then go to the nearest restaurant and order One shot of Vodka, one Pabst Blue Ribbon, One New Castle and One Guinness. To be consumed in that order.I will then continue on my trip to find BBQ chicken pizza. And none of this Dominoes Pizza hut shit, I'm talking pizzeria pizza made by people who don't wash their hands and have questionable hygiene. I will then go make some sort of frivolous purchase. Then I'll most likely sit down on a bench somewhere and just watch people for about 60 minutes (also known as an hour). I will then find something weird and new/different to go/take part in ie yoga class indie film jazzercise. Then I will go to a bar and start a conversation with a stranger and make a new friend.
cashmir:
And then you're gonna come hang out with meeeeeee!