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@janesinner being dubbed SG's Russian Ambassador

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cassendre:
<3
mascha:
I love it <3
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They pop up all over my town on July 1st or 2nd literally overnight. They're only allowed to be open July 3rd through the fourth, as they sell explosive devices that are illegal the other 358 days of the year (with a bye given for New Years). With such a small window of opportunity for these guys to pound tent stakes into your local supermarket...
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almost_missed:
Whenever I see inflatables I see them flappy guys with their arms in the air always makes me laugh haha & the nipple rings very kinky indeed
teva:
Haha, I like the suspension rings comment. Sorry to hear about the lack of sleep due to people setting off fireworks. I wanted to take you for supporting my newest set with Alissa! I hope you have a wonderful weekend and awesome profile photo ♥
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@wick_! Her set Pale is in MR. Go check it. Like, now!

She's such a babe, and if any of you have talked to her, you know she's fricking solid. Such a beautiful soul.

Give her your love!

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There is a phrase used in warfare for what SG has done to us with the sets this month.

CARPET BOMBING.

It's devastating. Blows up everything. Leaves nothing the same in its wake. My personal infrastructure has been crippled.

That's a white flag, SG. See me waving it? I surrender.

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kaicito:
Scorched earth tactics, that's what it is.
damian_stark:
And the air is filled with the odor of burned synapses and slow-smoked eyeballs.
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Found out tonight that SGs are coming to Lincoln in October. 5 minutes later, I have my ticket.

There will be memories. There will be epicness. There will likely be drunken shenanigans. There will be no buyers' remorse.

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damian_stark:
They've got a tour up, I believe. Check BlackheartBurlesque.com
damian_stark:
Hey! Conveniently, I got the time off from work to go to BB. Not that I was going to miss it for the world, but it's nice that my job is on the same page. (Probably helps that I told the bossman that I wasn't going to be there Oct. 16th, pretty much no matter what. He was cool with that.) 
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@donyx is going Front Page before the next week is out. Just saying.

damian_stark:
Fuck. Before THIS week is out. Damn @donyx, high five!
superbabzy:
Next prediction please!
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@elody. Period. Her new set is out. Why are you reading my blog?

A hammer crafted from 100% sex

That's right. It's untitled, but that's what she's done. Forged a big fucking hammer in the fires of Mount Doom, and poured into it all her sultry, all her sass, and her will to dominate all life (with boobs!). She has since taken that hammer and...
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psychi:
omg. hahaha. yes.
cassendre:
:)
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New to MR! The one and only @zaphod_! Check it out, peeps!


The Comic Strip

Seriously, somehow this girl manages sweet and adorable and sultry and sexy all in the same breath.

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damian_stark:
If your subsequent sets are better than that one, you'll be pink in no time.
zaphod_:
@damian_stark Thank you for saying so.  I really hope so but I'm having so much fun on the site that I'm in no rush. 
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Is it just me, or does @jimmy bear a striking resemblance to Mila Jovovich? Just saying.

plumpp:
A young milla yes
jimmy:
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