damian_stark

Contract for Gnomes with airbrushes and a couple spare gallons of paint:

Involves travel to the misty shores of the British Isles and the sun-drenched bushlands of Austrailia. Painting job with no time constraints, payment rendered in honey and unleavened bread upon completion of each separate piece (plus the adoration of thousands).

Subject(s): SG Hopefuls.

Color: Pink.

Bonus: Hop over to NZ while you're in...
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Ukrainian National Anthem

As a friend of mine put it and put it best regarding the situation in Ukraine:
"Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuuuck!"

@milenci. Check. Her. Out. That is all.

Creature Fear is right. Ever wonder what is meant when the prosaic writes, 'speared with a glance?' @fennek will show you.

@Pedruna17 leaves me breathless. Just check her sets out. And the pics on her profile. You can almost hear her breathing. Every image is gold, a rush of blood, the thrill of electricity down the spine... It's seeing the energy created by orgasm, coursing through the air, lighting every nerve on fire. Enough to burn you alive.

Suicide Girls is, in case no one else has noticed, beating us senseless with the Sexy Bat. Just take a trip through the last week's MR and Sets of the Day, if you have doubts. If you can still form cohesive sentences after basking in the wonders February has brought us, then you are made of sterner stuff than I.

I don't normally get caught up in the whole Valentine's Day thing (being single for most of them may have something to do with it, but I digress). Today, hoever, is different. I blame SG. There is just so much love here, and it makes me derpy.

You can all blame @arroia for this one. In her blog, she wanted us to ask her a question, and "get creative." I would have posted in her comments, but the whole post would have been a mess. Consequently, you, lucky reader, get posed the question too. This ought to be fun.

And remember, @arroia, you asked for it.

Okay, so the year is 3053,...
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I keep getting the next door neighbor's mail. So I take it to her. Not many people get their mail hand-delivered these days.

She and her... partner? wife?... anyway, they were expecting a package. I of course get the drop box key. As I was expecting a package too, I almost opened it. They giggled a lot when I delivered it, stating they were glad...
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You should too. *Peer pressure*

I'll stop when the paramedics get here.