Mike has decided to give up smoking. So he's a massive cranky pants. And i'm super menstruatey girl, so i'm super cranky. So we're having some time apart, cuz we fight a lot when we're both cranky. And when he's not smoking he's really mean, and makes me cry. But on the plus side, he's eating loads, i quite fancy the idea of having a fat boyfriend. Is that weird? 
That is all i have to offer this evening. Night.
That is all i have to offer this evening. Night.
Not what you'd usually find listed in the Lonely Hearts section