daisy

Hello you lot. How was your weekend?

Mine was uneventful as usual. I spent the whole time either doing this:



or this:

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Yes, that's right, my head was either buried in a sudoko,or a trashy magazine. And why i hear you asking. This is the reason:

I got such a fright today. I died my hair yesterday, the standard black, and i was in the shower today, and i forgot i died it, and i was rinsing out the shampoo, and i looked down and saw all the water in the shower tray was black, like in scary horror films, and i nearly peed myself. But then i remembered, and felt silly. Yes, i am silly.

The SG Ireland meet is this weekend, and i'm really nervous. All these people are going to see first hand what an uncoordinated, clumsy mess of geekdom i am. At least through the magical medium of internet i can appear somewhat cool and mysterious. However, in real life, i am far less mysterious and cool. I am about as mysterious and cool as Ian Beale. That's pretty shocking. I hope i don't get drunk and laugh. My laugh resembles a buffoons. Oh no, i'll be ousted from SG.

I'm off to practice my cool laugh.

Night fuckers.