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the best praise from your boss isn't "hey, good job" or "you're a valued member of the team", no, it's...

*thwap* "man, <real name> is fucking good"

...after you nail a no-look shot around a corner in an office nerf war.
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posh:
You should be on aim, slut.

Hope your sexy shoulder is feeling better! wink
acet:
I haven't been paying attention, when did you relocate? I was just about to say how I'm gonna be in Vancouver next weekend sullying your homeland.
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posh:
Hahaha. I wish. From now on, it is.

In Gears, there's a gun that has a chainsaw on it, so you melee with it. It's an awesome, gory death. I'll rev it by accident, and Scop will jump thinking the enemy is nearby.
acet:
Nerd.
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i think i may have to go see these guys... thank you, Cypress String Quartet, for being based in SF.
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scheisskopf:
I'm inspired.
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posting from the shiny new macbook pro that el job gave me to use. unnnnnnnf. 15 inches of molten silver sexuality.

been taking plenty of pictures lately, maybe i'll get off my ass and post a few soon.
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glassheart:
boner time!
s_eldorado:
MacBook Pro? Fucking lucky bastard!

How's SF? How's job?

I'm coming to invade your personal space as soon as I can find the proper armour.
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well shit, i went grey again for a few hours... it was like Flatliners, only sexier.
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glassheart:
you took so long adding the italics in that comment that now you are two steps behind.

you= lame.


UNICORNS ARE REAL.
glassheart:
yes, but remember how OLD my computer is.

we'll see.....

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the sg burlesque was pretty badass for a few reasons.

i may have just seen the hottest set ever, in the future.

i like entries composed of single sentences, each on its own line.
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angelvanilla:
posh:
you are the worst msn user ever!
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kestrel:
Done

WoW (with) me soon?
loe:
hahaha. thanks, babe.
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you know, the way i figure it, wendigos must take a really long time to get places.

and yes, the only reason i managed to update my journal was because Dark Iron went down for maintenance early tonight.
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kestrel:
At least I know where you keep your wit.
I'll keep that in mind.
aircath:
Happy early birthday man, going to be heading out tonight so wont be able to post it tomorrow. Drink many beers for me. No wiskey though, ugggh my head is throbbing still from last night here. Well take care man and dont have too much fun!
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dear makers of guitar hero,

i will kill you. i will come to your house and kill you. each one of you. you will not know why i am killing you until, just as you are about to let out your last breath, i whisper "you son of a bitch, this is for the pull-offs in the expert version of iron man."

sincerely,
d20
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malloreigh:
HA. What is going on in your propic? Are you about to lay the smackdown?
puddleofbludd1:
The Sword is the SHIT!
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uh oh... looks like i'm back after only a short stay in grey. i think you know who to blame.

if you'll excuse me, i have some boobs to catch up on.
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kestrel:
The winner is... me.
kestrel:
DON'T challenge me like that, punk-ass... I have little enough free time as it is.

I hope for you two to be wearing real life neon jumpsuits when I leave my country in six months or less.