word of the day: gynocracy.
i swear, instead of teaching kids the usual vocabulary in school they should just sit them down in front of The Family Guy and let Stewie do his thing. estrogenical tyranny? noisome shenanigans? the kid's gonna make a great MC one day...
so yeah, DVD's define my life right now. Buffy season 1, The Family Guy seasons 1&2, various movies left where micah's little fingers can clutch at them... as if i didn't already spend enough time in front of a goddamn screen.
there are some benefits to being enslaved to these things though: i actually worked on a song last night... what's stranger is that i made a lot of progress with recording it. such things are foreign to me. results? achievement? odd ideas those, i should be careful not to go near them too often... i may end up adopting their positive hue, which of course would immediately mark me as Not A Loser. they'd revoke my membership for sure...
in non cathode ray tube related events we were supposed to go to a show last night but it sold out. apparently Alexisonfire is really big with the kids... i honestly can't tell them from any of the other oddly named tantrum-pop bands that have cropped up lately.
the upside of the whole deal would have been ogling a wide array of girls with real tits, hair, skin, the whole deal. believe me, that's a rarity in my town... an attractive young woman free of mainstream fashion/aesthetic vices is a rare and precious jewel, which would explain the widespread covetousness in The Scene(tm). hell, Jett's hotass friend (file under yet another blonde) was locked up in near-matrimony for a good five years. yet another one lost to monogamy. how does the aphorism go again? oh right:
if you can't beat them, stand off to the side and scowl at them for succeeding where you've failed... numerously... in spectacularly lame ways... you worthless loser you... no one can ever love you, you pathetic, neuroses laden nerd.
apparently the clerk in charge of modernizing aphorisms was in a bad mood when they got to that one.
i swear, instead of teaching kids the usual vocabulary in school they should just sit them down in front of The Family Guy and let Stewie do his thing. estrogenical tyranny? noisome shenanigans? the kid's gonna make a great MC one day...
so yeah, DVD's define my life right now. Buffy season 1, The Family Guy seasons 1&2, various movies left where micah's little fingers can clutch at them... as if i didn't already spend enough time in front of a goddamn screen.
there are some benefits to being enslaved to these things though: i actually worked on a song last night... what's stranger is that i made a lot of progress with recording it. such things are foreign to me. results? achievement? odd ideas those, i should be careful not to go near them too often... i may end up adopting their positive hue, which of course would immediately mark me as Not A Loser. they'd revoke my membership for sure...
in non cathode ray tube related events we were supposed to go to a show last night but it sold out. apparently Alexisonfire is really big with the kids... i honestly can't tell them from any of the other oddly named tantrum-pop bands that have cropped up lately.
the upside of the whole deal would have been ogling a wide array of girls with real tits, hair, skin, the whole deal. believe me, that's a rarity in my town... an attractive young woman free of mainstream fashion/aesthetic vices is a rare and precious jewel, which would explain the widespread covetousness in The Scene(tm). hell, Jett's hotass friend (file under yet another blonde) was locked up in near-matrimony for a good five years. yet another one lost to monogamy. how does the aphorism go again? oh right:
if you can't beat them, stand off to the side and scowl at them for succeeding where you've failed... numerously... in spectacularly lame ways... you worthless loser you... no one can ever love you, you pathetic, neuroses laden nerd.
apparently the clerk in charge of modernizing aphorisms was in a bad mood when they got to that one.
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:hel:
I must buy the first two seasons of Futurama, the first three seasons of Family Guy, and the first Season of Alias. And the rest of Buffy and Angel when they come out of course. *chuckle*
And man, do I know that aphorism.