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preface: i just woke up. expect me to make less sense than usual.

so i had this dream, which in itself is a little wacky - not for the fact that i had a dream but for the fact that i'm sitting here now knowing that i did. my unconscious self rarely lets the awake micah in on just what exactly is going on at any point in time, especially those between naptime and wakie wakie.

now the fun part: i dreamed about baseball. an honest to god, good old fashioned baseball game. i can't count the number of times that dreaming about baseball has been used as a joke involving the hiding of dreams of a considerably less Mayberry nature, and here i am spending a full night dreaming that i'm some sort of administrator at a minor league ball park (with my father of course... god forbid i do anything relating to baseball and/or command without him).

celebrity sex, world domination, sci-fi hijinks... no, no thanks i'll take baseball as subject matter for my dreams. god i hate my brain sometimes. i totally could have spent the night imagination-fucking a hot, famous subordinate in my galactic empire. why britney, you look so good with lasers...