i just got an email with the subject line "rock hard in 60 seconds". i don't know what kind of problems these spammers have, but a full minute isn't exactly the kind of hyperbole i expect from proper advertising. honestly now, if it were like "rock hard in 60 seconds after you've been fucking for three days straight and are near death from the herculean effort you've put into destroying the hearts, minds, and tender bits of thirty virgins"... i mean, now THAT's going to catch my eye.
on another note, two people just left my house. one was a meth head who hung out on my turntables butchering my records all night. the other was his cute friend that i talked to while he tweaked away... sometimes drugs can be beneficial, they keep the users out of your hair while you get to know the flyness that just walked in your door. downright darwinian if you ask me.
on another note, two people just left my house. one was a meth head who hung out on my turntables butchering my records all night. the other was his cute friend that i talked to while he tweaked away... sometimes drugs can be beneficial, they keep the users out of your hair while you get to know the flyness that just walked in your door. downright darwinian if you ask me.
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If Kate Beckinsale had ever been on Star Trek I think that I would have been an even bigger fan of the show, if that is at all possible.
Cheap movie night...interested in coming?