Journal entry! : The Next generation
Happy Birthday PolarPat
On this week's episode...
Grace blames her relationship with Will as the reason for her lack of interest in dating and decides they can no longer have fun together. Meanwhile, Jack enlists Will's help when the IRS catches up with him.
Oh my!
This weeks bad joke...
Three dogs, a Doberman, a Boxer and a Labrador, are sitting in the waiting room at the Vet when they strike up a conversation. The Doberman turns to the Boxer and say, "So whay are you here?" The Boxer replies, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything, the sofa, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed". The Doberman says, "So what is the Vet going to do?" "Lethal injection," came the reply from the sad Boxer.
The Doberman then turns to the Labrador and asks, "Why are you here?" The Labrador says, "I am a digger, I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I just dig for the hell of it. When I'm inside I dig up carpets, but I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch". "So what are they going to do to you?" the Doberman asks. "Lethal injection," replied the dejected Labrador.
The Labroador then turns to the Doberman and asks "Why are you here then?" "I'm a humper," the Doberman says, "I'll hump anything, I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever I want to hump, everything I see. Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending over to dry her toes and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started humping away." The Boxer and Labrador exchange a sad glance and say, "So lethal injection for you too huh?" "No, no," the Doberman says, "I'm just here to get my nails clipped".
Yes indeed...Muhahhahhaw!
Tonights winning numbers are....5, 6, 10, 17 and 23.
The bonus number is 2.
Happy Birthday PolarPat
On this week's episode...
Grace blames her relationship with Will as the reason for her lack of interest in dating and decides they can no longer have fun together. Meanwhile, Jack enlists Will's help when the IRS catches up with him.
Oh my!
This weeks bad joke...
Three dogs, a Doberman, a Boxer and a Labrador, are sitting in the waiting room at the Vet when they strike up a conversation. The Doberman turns to the Boxer and say, "So whay are you here?" The Boxer replies, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything, the sofa, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed". The Doberman says, "So what is the Vet going to do?" "Lethal injection," came the reply from the sad Boxer.
The Doberman then turns to the Labrador and asks, "Why are you here?" The Labrador says, "I am a digger, I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I just dig for the hell of it. When I'm inside I dig up carpets, but I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch". "So what are they going to do to you?" the Doberman asks. "Lethal injection," replied the dejected Labrador.
The Labroador then turns to the Doberman and asks "Why are you here then?" "I'm a humper," the Doberman says, "I'll hump anything, I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever I want to hump, everything I see. Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending over to dry her toes and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started humping away." The Boxer and Labrador exchange a sad glance and say, "So lethal injection for you too huh?" "No, no," the Doberman says, "I'm just here to get my nails clipped".
Yes indeed...Muhahhahhaw!
Tonights winning numbers are....5, 6, 10, 17 and 23.
The bonus number is 2.
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i was getting sloppy.
but the new lappy is so much better!
yay!
say, i've been thinking about moving to cananda next year, any hints or tips? i was think montreal or toronto, but the thing about separate citizenship for the quebec is sort of disheartening, i dunno...
i am just pretty sick of the way things are going in the states, i feel like my civil rights are headed into the shitter.
anyway, any advice you have would be greatly welcomed