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Tuesday Jul 19, 2005

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ugh.. i have to find more breeze courses to take, i found a history of literature and a music appreciation class, but i'm sure they are alittle pricey and one requires me to be up at school at 11am blackeyed i dunnno how well that will work, but damnit it's a class i would enjoy, it may not be that easy but i would like it and it will expose me to more authors worthy of mention so <shrugs> i guess i need to stop lollygagging with it and just take the damn thing.. besides if i get to school early i can actually put in more hours at work ya know and it will be fall semester so i gotta get the $$ for christmas and new years...

i have my first trig test today and i'm about to go jump in the shower and look in the mirror and tell myself how fat i am and then scurry off to school to get in a few hours or so of studying...

joke of the day

It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt.

The zoo is not very busy this morning. As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape. (no pun intended.) He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress and the husband noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow some more. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along.

She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars down. 'Now try lifting your dress up your thighs and sort of fan it at him.' This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and now he's doing flips.

Then the husband nabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut. 'Now, tell HIM you have a headache.'
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Thanks for sayin you like my shirt. I made it myself smile
Jul 21, 2005
jadednerdgirl:
we have been hitting up the wine already. there is still a lot left though. but that is why we are starting in the afternoon.
Jul 23, 2005

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