ick i slept in till 1:30pm today, i was on a nice streak of waking up around 10am for a change hell i could hold a steady day job with that sleepin schedule :/ but eh.
My student jacqueline has her English CompB final timed writing today so i'm a little nervous for her, but then again no i'm not she has been doing fine all semester she just needed someone to show her how to use transitional words, and help her with her basic grammatics and fragments. i kind of liked going to class with her. even though the class was beneath me, it's like taking intermediate algebra but with english, it was still a pritty damn good refresher course and it showed me a few different styles and tools i can use to help my students.
joke of the day
A young guy drops off his girlfriend at her home after being out together on a date. When they reach the front door he leans up against the house with one hand and says to her, "How about a blowjob?"
"What! Are you crazy!"
"Don't worry, it will be quick," he ensures his girlfriend.
"No! Someone might see us..."
"It's just a small blowjob," he insists, "and I know you like it."
"No! I said no!"
"Baby... don't be like that."
"Come on baby pleeeeaassseee"
"I'm not going to give you a blow job"
"Why Not...baby it will be quick I promise?"
Suddenly, the girl's younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown, with her hair a mess, and rubbing her eyes. She looks at them and smirks, "Dad says either you blow him, I blow him, or he'll come downstairs and blow the guy himself... but for God's sake tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom."
My student jacqueline has her English CompB final timed writing today so i'm a little nervous for her, but then again no i'm not she has been doing fine all semester she just needed someone to show her how to use transitional words, and help her with her basic grammatics and fragments. i kind of liked going to class with her. even though the class was beneath me, it's like taking intermediate algebra but with english, it was still a pritty damn good refresher course and it showed me a few different styles and tools i can use to help my students.
joke of the day
A young guy drops off his girlfriend at her home after being out together on a date. When they reach the front door he leans up against the house with one hand and says to her, "How about a blowjob?"
"What! Are you crazy!"
"Don't worry, it will be quick," he ensures his girlfriend.
"No! Someone might see us..."
"It's just a small blowjob," he insists, "and I know you like it."
"No! I said no!"
"Baby... don't be like that."
"Come on baby pleeeeaassseee"
"I'm not going to give you a blow job"
"Why Not...baby it will be quick I promise?"
Suddenly, the girl's younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown, with her hair a mess, and rubbing her eyes. She looks at them and smirks, "Dad says either you blow him, I blow him, or he'll come downstairs and blow the guy himself... but for God's sake tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom."
me... I am sunburnt. I had a relaxing day yesterday and went to the beach and played video games at a friends house. I am trying to enjoy my two days off.