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cyaluminus

Crapsburg, WA. I'm half Canadian though! That makes me exotic and stuff, right?

Member Since 2004

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Awesome picture? More awesomer picture!
HA interviews? More awesomer HA interviews!
Seriously, why are these things so... canned?
I mean, seriously, how much can they learn about us by watching us make a square out of a big loop of rope while blindfolded? How is that really testing us? Now if they were to make us do that while being hounded by ravenous badgers, and perhaps while the rope was slowly catching fire, and maybe if the badgers were also on fire, and maybe of all of this was happening in a wasps nest, then that would be a test.

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    Saturday Jul 31, 2004

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    Friday Jul 16, 2004

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    Wednesday Jul 14, 2004

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