So here I am just joined and feeling a little late and lost and overwhelmed and wondering how exactly you work your way through 300 sets of Suicide-Girl pics. See, i don't see how I can fairly claim to choose my favourite suicidegirls without having sampled them all, but I guess that would take a while...
Should I start at 'A' and work down the list? (See 'vices' under my profile: alphabetizing has always been a problem with me). Actually, I tried this: in case you haven't been to the top of the list, Abigail has a washing machine and a take-no-prisoners attitude and Ada has a Brazilian landing strip and a cat, which is a pretty foxy combination...
But anyway, really I'm not here for the pictures but for the words. No really. If my favourite SuicideGirl so far is Katie, it's for the words in her profile - words like 'alaska', 'gummo' and 'fucking aries'! Mind you, there is also that tattoo and those nipple rings! So is Katie like some kind of superstar round these parts, judging by the number of photosets and the number of people who appear to list her as favourite. Is this why she's going to NYC, to be a superstar? I suppose I should be asking her these questions (hello Katie).
Um, so today I...
- read some stuff on complexity theory
- bought a new cell phone (Samsung X600 and, much as I hate branding and the fetishization of commodities and all that, FUCK ME it's a sexy little phone, and about time too as I got burned a few weeks back with some Motorola piece of shit - now if only I had some people to call on it, ha ha!)
- FAILED to hire a tuxedo to go to a ball (this will be my first EVER ball which, judging by my age (ci-contre), is saying something, and if you show sufficient interest I will tell you all about it on this here page, it's happening on May 7), so but I FAILED to get the tuxedo cos I'm just too goddamn tall and they couldn't get sleeves long enough. A girl I used to go out with (this is going back a bit, admittedly!) used to call me Lurch, like the butler out of the Addams Family, so, pending photos being uploaded, I guess that's how you can picture me. Maybe I should have chosen Lurch as my user name...
Which brings me on to the question of why in fact I chose cutriver as my user name and, well, I think actually I'm not going to tell you, but a prize for anyone who can guess!
Is this long enough for a first post? i warn you, once I get started I can go for hours. If anyone else is similarly afflicted with logorhea (sp?), get in touch...
I have to go catch a train to the dingy, depressing suburb where I only go back to sleep (that's another story for another time). I'll be back at my station tomorrow and eagerly awaiting your remarks.
cutriver
x
PS - oh, I know what I wanted to say: here's why I wanted, above all other cell phones, the Samsung X600: their advertising slogan ran as follows: 'When the night calls, answer'. Now that's what I call writing!
crx
Should I start at 'A' and work down the list? (See 'vices' under my profile: alphabetizing has always been a problem with me). Actually, I tried this: in case you haven't been to the top of the list, Abigail has a washing machine and a take-no-prisoners attitude and Ada has a Brazilian landing strip and a cat, which is a pretty foxy combination...
But anyway, really I'm not here for the pictures but for the words. No really. If my favourite SuicideGirl so far is Katie, it's for the words in her profile - words like 'alaska', 'gummo' and 'fucking aries'! Mind you, there is also that tattoo and those nipple rings! So is Katie like some kind of superstar round these parts, judging by the number of photosets and the number of people who appear to list her as favourite. Is this why she's going to NYC, to be a superstar? I suppose I should be asking her these questions (hello Katie).
Um, so today I...
- read some stuff on complexity theory
- bought a new cell phone (Samsung X600 and, much as I hate branding and the fetishization of commodities and all that, FUCK ME it's a sexy little phone, and about time too as I got burned a few weeks back with some Motorola piece of shit - now if only I had some people to call on it, ha ha!)
- FAILED to hire a tuxedo to go to a ball (this will be my first EVER ball which, judging by my age (ci-contre), is saying something, and if you show sufficient interest I will tell you all about it on this here page, it's happening on May 7), so but I FAILED to get the tuxedo cos I'm just too goddamn tall and they couldn't get sleeves long enough. A girl I used to go out with (this is going back a bit, admittedly!) used to call me Lurch, like the butler out of the Addams Family, so, pending photos being uploaded, I guess that's how you can picture me. Maybe I should have chosen Lurch as my user name...
Which brings me on to the question of why in fact I chose cutriver as my user name and, well, I think actually I'm not going to tell you, but a prize for anyone who can guess!
Is this long enough for a first post? i warn you, once I get started I can go for hours. If anyone else is similarly afflicted with logorhea (sp?), get in touch...
I have to go catch a train to the dingy, depressing suburb where I only go back to sleep (that's another story for another time). I'll be back at my station tomorrow and eagerly awaiting your remarks.
cutriver
x
PS - oh, I know what I wanted to say: here's why I wanted, above all other cell phones, the Samsung X600: their advertising slogan ran as follows: 'When the night calls, answer'. Now that's what I call writing!
crx