curiosity

If anyone can tell me how to type in Japanese onto this thing it would be highly appreciated, because I can't figure out how to do it myself. When I try, the computer reacts with a violent spasm of gibberish.
One of my dogs ate poisonous mushrooms and is dying. I am horribly saddened by this, have missed school to cry, and not sure of my current position in the universe. Which is a feeling that I do not want to acknowledge or respect.
So instead, I'm watching the classic cartoon Captain Planet and sticking dangerous things into my ears, things that I would have you know are very much sharper than my elbow.
I'm surrounded by bloody paper towels and a half-assed oral report on State Shintoism, due tomorrow.
Oh...there also seems to have been some sort of election?
By the way, if you go to the website Die Puny Humans, and you take a look at the Puny Human Viewer to the left, and you see this:

then it's me.

Curi.