I just read "He's Not All That Into You," and despite it being tax season, maybe I should give up dating for awhile.
That'll probably work as well as the time I tried to stop playing video games, or stop watching American Idol. Why do people punish themselves? I mean in a roundabout sort of way, not in a Marquis de Sade sort of way,...
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That'll probably work as well as the time I tried to stop playing video games, or stop watching American Idol. Why do people punish themselves? I mean in a roundabout sort of way, not in a Marquis de Sade sort of way,...
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A guy from match.com sent me this, and I thought it was the funniest fucking thing ever, so I'm posting it here.
The story: He emailed me, and I emailed him back and said he is too old for me (he's 10 years older than I am). Here was the oh-I-really-want-to-date-you-NOW-asshole response. All errors have been kept in for the sake of evidence.
From: jimmyk12...
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The story: He emailed me, and I emailed him back and said he is too old for me (he's 10 years older than I am). Here was the oh-I-really-want-to-date-you-NOW-asshole response. All errors have been kept in for the sake of evidence.
From: jimmyk12...
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antirock:
what a douche.
don't give that fuck the satisfaction of wasting any more of your time. just be content with knowing that he'll go straight to hell after his slow painful death.
i bet he gets crazy ass from fat 20 year olds. smooth move, doucher.
don't give that fuck the satisfaction of wasting any more of your time. just be content with knowing that he'll go straight to hell after his slow painful death.
i bet he gets crazy ass from fat 20 year olds. smooth move, doucher.
captain_freedom:
match.com sucks. i was a member for awhile and nothing came of it.
i didn't, however, have any experiences that rival the one you posted.
sounds like a pretty lame dude . . .
i didn't, however, have any experiences that rival the one you posted.
sounds like a pretty lame dude . . .
I won't be posting for awhile, working on various projects.
There is a lot to be done.
Curi.
There is a lot to be done.
Curi.
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tmronin:
happy holidays - the coat looks great!
runelateralus:
Good luck on them!
Nick and I are planning the wedding. I want to have the wedding at Toyko's
Sanrio Puroland, but he wants to do some weird indoor/outdoor church thing, and it pours fuel on the fire of our only argument.
This is the wedding dress.
Curi.
Sanrio Puroland, but he wants to do some weird indoor/outdoor church thing, and it pours fuel on the fire of our only argument.
This is the wedding dress.
Curi.
thurmis:
well i hope everything works out for you. where at in Chicago is that place?
thurmis:
oh. boy do i feel stupid 
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turin:
ooh, I'd-a rather got a digital recorder than this here mini ipod. I need at least 8-tracks, though, and that starts getting pricey. guess for now I'm stuck strictly analog! I love my 4-track.
ojaeflo:
So what was your haul?
Go to my page for the answer!
Go to my page for the answer!
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genghiskhan:
Merry Christmas.
got a question for you...
ever wanted to play a show in Detroit? my band is touring this summer and we are looking for connections in any cities whatsoever. If you could find us a gig in Chicago we'd be more than happy to get you one in Detroit. Like I said, it's not til the summer, but we're tryin' to get as much booked as early as possible.
anyway. we'd be happy to get you a show here. and even if you can't get us a show in Chicago, any connections to clubs/venues and other bands in the area would be more than helpful.
regardless, hope you had a good holiday. I'm off to pester more people about this. you know how it is.
got a question for you...
ever wanted to play a show in Detroit? my band is touring this summer and we are looking for connections in any cities whatsoever. If you could find us a gig in Chicago we'd be more than happy to get you one in Detroit. Like I said, it's not til the summer, but we're tryin' to get as much booked as early as possible.
anyway. we'd be happy to get you a show here. and even if you can't get us a show in Chicago, any connections to clubs/venues and other bands in the area would be more than helpful.
regardless, hope you had a good holiday. I'm off to pester more people about this. you know how it is.
falias:
hi
I've been stencilling press packets, watching Venture Brothers on PVR (that's the generic version of Tivo) and eating chocolate covered macadamia nuts.
I hope to have this magazine/press packet/promotion deal wrapped up by New Year's.
So if any of you come up with memorable quotes describing my music, and post them here, I many use them for my fact sheet, which I am sending out...
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I hope to have this magazine/press packet/promotion deal wrapped up by New Year's.
So if any of you come up with memorable quotes describing my music, and post them here, I many use them for my fact sheet, which I am sending out...
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antirock:
hahahaa, sweet.
i love venture bros.
i hope it was the very venture christmas episode.
cause i found it hilarious.
i love venture bros.
i hope it was the very venture christmas episode.
cause i found it hilarious.
ojaeflo:
How have we not met??
You're from Chicago and clearly love comics. I insist that we be friends.
Happy Holidays!!!
You're from Chicago and clearly love comics. I insist that we be friends.
Happy Holidays!!!
How do you feel when the two central loves of your life have both dumped you, and then you get word that they are both moving to Europe with their new girlfriends?
You feel like me, that's how.
Curi.
You feel like me, that's how.
Curi.
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itburns:
Damn that sucks. Cheer up: in 1998 I broke up with someone-to whom I was never engaged and with whom I never lived- and she sued me for palimony.
apexxx:
aww sorry babe. itll only make your heart stonger... happy xmas and merry new year
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thurmis:
it'd be worth converting for the jokes, and since i was catholic beforehand i can tell jokes about both religions [/seinfeld]
nightmares:
Nope it looks like the freaking weekend! Woohoo!!!! Have a good one!!! Or else....
~Nightmares~
Nope it looks like the freaking weekend! Woohoo!!!! Have a good one!!! Or else....
~Nightmares~
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thurmis:
i always thought wednesday was hot, i even became friends with a chick that looked like her in hopes of her falling madly in love with me, but instead she got knocked up and she's getting married to some asshole 
i was thinking of converting so i'd be better at math. and be able to say all those cool words.
i was thinking of converting so i'd be better at math. and be able to say all those cool words.
itburns:
you really have a thing for that damn elf.
Played your album for some friends today, expect at least 2 orders b/c I old them they would be stealing from you if I let them burn it.
Played your album for some friends today, expect at least 2 orders b/c I old them they would be stealing from you if I let them burn it.
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itburns:
Got the album today. You totally ROCK. Thanks for the autograph and the jaw breakers. You ROCK.
thurmis:
he was in a movie where he swore a lot, i forget what it was. wasn't he in Milk Money?
Sometimes there is a huge fucking rift in the time-space continuum, and a reality takes shape that wasn't supposed to take over in the first place. (If you've ever seen "Back to the Future," you know what I'm talking about.) And that is exactly what happened on Wednesday.
So now we are riding out this sub-reality waiting for things to morph back into how they...
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So now we are riding out this sub-reality waiting for things to morph back into how they...
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itburns:
I'm sending all of my energy your way to correct this problem.
~Nightmares~
Woohoo weekend freedom!