I need to learn some new curses, because the ones I know just are not enough lately
Don't ask.
Don't ask.
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1. To much vodka last night.
2. Not enough sleep
3. Alarm set for 6 in the morning(WHY?)
End result
One ugly cut from falling on my table while trying to turn off that fucking alarm while still drunk.
2. Not enough sleep
3. Alarm set for 6 in the morning(WHY?)
End result
One ugly cut from falling on my table while trying to turn off that fucking alarm while still drunk.
jojo_suicide:
Tee many martoonies is my usual downfall 
spud_bliss:
thats why i used to sleep on the floor
I just lost so much respect for our species. If you want to know why read the darwin awards. I promise you will understand.
jojo_suicide:
Hello! 
Well this is just fucking great. My hamster has escaped, but instead of hiding like they usually do, he went to a corner and ripped up carpet to make a bed. This house is rented. I have not paid a pet deposit. Fuck.
kozmikgirl:
An ex of mine punched a hole in my bedroom door. Fuck. I didn't pay an ex deposit. Fuck.
cruciatus:
wow. I assume his door smashing tendencies are at least part of the reason he is now an ex.
kozmikgirl:
Ha!
For cheese I would do anything too!
For cheese I would do anything too!
Why did I even go to work today? There was one doctor who showed up and she left 1/2 an hour later, but for some reason my boss wanted me there for 8 1/2 hours. Fine. I am perfectly happy to get paid for sitting on my ass reading. 
This happens all the time too. And I only have to see my boss and co-workers...
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This happens all the time too. And I only have to see my boss and co-workers...
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kozmikgirl:
Aww yes. I worked swing & grave for 11 years. Everyone else at that job (except my best friend) worked days. Happy happy.
DamnitI want to sit under the stairs away from the crowds of irritating people for an hour or so leave me alone. I go out there to calm down. I go out there to get away from the horrible songs the d.j. is playing. Why do people always come up to me and ask "what is wrong?" NOTHING is wrong.
Sorry.
I just needed to...
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Sorry.
I just needed to...
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kozmikgirl:
Awww, you sound upset... what's the matter?
jk... lol!
jk... lol!
I think the people who made the case for my new computer wleded razor blades inside it. This thing tears the flesh right off my fingers when I need to work on its vampiric innards.
yay! I'm doomed!
kozmikgirl:
Me too! Hooray!
My damn allergies decided to pull out all the stops this year. But I guess that is what I get for living next to someone who sells flowers for a living. 
mostly i just worry about how he'll do without me, and so i help out when i can.
curses...? how about shit munching ass rocket? or 3 horned dick spitter?