Today at the plant, Carl kept nagging me to get my safety inspection done. What a bastard, he actually expects me to finish my work on time! At lunch I dressed up a pillow to look like me so my stupid boss would think I'm working hard. I was out for hours hahaha. And when I got back he gave me an 'extended vacation', IDIOT!
When I got home Marge was all, blah blah 'this' and your a lazy 'that'. I realized she was stressed out about something so I patted her bottom and went over to the pub for a few drinks. I was a little worried that Moe would be hassling me to pay my tab, but he was preoccupied with that loser Barney who kept stealing all the beer nuts. mmm beer.
When I got home Marge was all, blah blah 'this' and your a lazy 'that'. I realized she was stressed out about something so I patted her bottom and went over to the pub for a few drinks. I was a little worried that Moe would be hassling me to pay my tab, but he was preoccupied with that loser Barney who kept stealing all the beer nuts. mmm beer.
Im going to put my evil inside you.