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New Windsor, Md

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Monday Aug 22, 2005

Aug 22, 2005
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I am baaaaaaaack. Pictures and stories to come, when I can load them from my damn camera to you devoted SG fans.


Today I went job shopping. Man, after being off for two months I really really really don't want to work. I am thinking of a career in petty crime. Let me just say that I am keeping my options open. My plan is to make quick money and then invest the bulk of it for a sno cone cart. Yeah... and I'll bathe in the flavored shaved ice. Ahhh. I must cool off; it is bloody hot in New O right now. I keep forgetting that I live in a swamp which would explain the creepy wild life living around me.
There was a murder in my building while I was away. A man walked into the po boy shop downstairs and shot the clerk in the back as she was trying to run away. For money? For a crime of passion? you ask. Nay. He shot her for no particular reason. He's dead now. Gang war over drugs. The karma turn around time in New Orleans is amazing.


Hmmm, well I am hungry and hot so I am off to the Rue to get a danish and an iced coffee. Glad to be back. kiss
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dizzy:
if i were a cartoon character, i'd tap Jasmin too. smile
Aug 25, 2005
kosomot:
Welcome back. smile

How did I get involved in this whole getting a vibrator stuck in my ass thing? surreal tongue tongue tongue tongue
Aug 25, 2005

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